Sometimes, when adventurers go to sleep, no matter where they were, they wake up in The Woods, home of an ominous shopkeep with a variety of goods...

Me and the ever amazing ManedDog (who did a lovely job on this) got to wondering what if our sonas were in a fantasy setting, they settled on berserk while I believed Nic would be better suited as the shopkeeper you find in The Woods. Does not matter that five minutes ago you were in the desert, you are now in The Woods, please buy his totally not cursed goods. I think he would be a bit of a tough negotiator when you first meet him...