My (only) favourite scene in Romeo and Juliet. I realize I actually hate the play, but I get sudden urges to read it out of nowhere, perhaps my subconscious trying to get me to see what everyone else likes about it.

Anyway, favorite scene. Yes. *Insert ‘Queen Mab’ portion here*

Short version:
Mercutio: Cheer up, emoloverboy!
Romeo: Can I angst in peace, plzkthx?
Mercutio: But…but…Queen Mab
Romeo: Stop cheering me up, damnit!
Mercutio: *verbally flails like a Demyx puppy Demyx*
Benvolio: Uh, guys. It’s this way. We’re gonna be late and miss the free food. (Really, you’d think you’d know where your archenemies’ house is.)
Romeo: ‘Late’ in the foreshadowing doom, dramatically ironic sense, yes?
Benvolio: Why did I think this was a good idea?

Drew this earlier tonight, in English Comp, which had nothing to do with Romeo and Juliet but everything to do with love and hate. (Seriously, who came up with this syllabus?) Totally made up the clothes. I swear I have about seven different time periods represented on five characters. I have no idea how Red Benedict and Tyrian Persimmon got into the background, or why they aren’t trying to kill each other. If you even know who Red Benedict and Tyrian Persimmon are you totally get internet cookies. They’re imaginarially delicious!

Okay, seriously, someone needs to teach me the coding for italics and boldface and strike-outs on dA, 'cause the above? So not as groovy on dA as on y!G and FA.