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"What the heck is everyone's problem!? Why is everyone so protective of their rugs!?"
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Twilight Sparkle: Slapped him in the face.
Rainbow Dash: Told him to mind his own business.
Applejack: Vehemently denied knowing anything about it, or Rainbow Dash's carpet.
Fluttershy: Turned red and fainted.
Rarity: Chuckled and told him he'd have to wait until he was older before he could eat her carpet.
Pinkie Pie: Said she kept her lawn trimmed. He wasn't talking about grass, he was talking about CARPETS. What does grass have to do with carpeting!?
Derpy: "MUUUUUUFFIN MUNCHIIIIIING..." 9w6 ........... wat.
Reactions:
Twilight Sparkle: Slapped him in the face.
Rainbow Dash: Told him to mind his own business.
Applejack: Vehemently denied knowing anything about it, or Rainbow Dash's carpet.
Fluttershy: Turned red and fainted.
Rarity: Chuckled and told him he'd have to wait until he was older before he could eat her carpet.
Pinkie Pie: Said she kept her lawn trimmed. He wasn't talking about grass, he was talking about CARPETS. What does grass have to do with carpeting!?
Derpy: "MUUUUUUFFIN MUNCHIIIIIING..." 9w6 ........... wat.
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Also, I imagine Celestia's reaction something similar to the last panel of http://csimadmax.deviantart.com/art.....foal-203104309
This would only happen if a cross over between the actual cartoon and the furry version of MLP happened. Otherwise, Spike would be completely gay, and not interested in carpets at all.
Also, the image of MLPs with big nasty bushes under their tails is both disgusting and oddly appropriate to the furry version of this show.
Also, the image of MLPs with big nasty bushes under their tails is both disgusting and oddly appropriate to the furry version of this show.
And he just wrote to Princess Trollestia. Well, he's hit the dumbfecta. Luna only knows what her letter will say. Probably, "Watch Pinkie Pie when she gomes over for Special Time with Twilight. Just pretend to be asleep."
This all sounds like it's leading Spike to an epic "DO NOT WANT" moment.
This all sounds like it's leading Spike to an epic "DO NOT WANT" moment.
Hmmm... I wonder how many of the MLP characters lick carpet? Spike would probably lick Rarity's carpet, at least when he gets older. And Rarity is probably not interested in carpets since she had a case of the NotGays in one of the later episodes. But how about the rest? XD
Oh, man. This reminds me... http://coachrandom.zzl.org/Chronolo...../comic-327.xml
Rarity gave a pretty awesome answer for when Spike figures out what it means - I am also betting her carpet is meticulously well kept, most perfect and proper.
Pinkies answer was also awesome, and Twi's surprised me - you'd think she'd want to be the teacher for once. Celestia's reaction to this letter would be epic for sure.
Pinkies answer was also awesome, and Twi's surprised me - you'd think she'd want to be the teacher for once. Celestia's reaction to this letter would be epic for sure.
Oh man, those reactions should be drawn. They're just too funny to not be drawn. I'd totally die laughing at Applejack and Fluttershy's reaction. XD
I love how Spike looks like he's been through a lot after asking a simple question. Poor little guy. I'd totally tell him the answer.
I love how Spike looks like he's been through a lot after asking a simple question. Poor little guy. I'd totally tell him the answer.
reply:
dear spike,
eating cartpet is a very grown up thing, one day your learn, but seeing as where cartoons i'll tell you now.
when stallions and mares get older, where parts are that your normal just use to pee and poop start growning hair, some poines like to wax or shave this.
the term carpet means a pony dosen't shave, thus when you go down there to perforn the act of reproduction, you might be eating a carpet.
it was nice of you to try but please keep this to yourself.
yours celetia,
PS, just so ya know, i'm shaven but luna lets it grow ;)
dear spike,
eating cartpet is a very grown up thing, one day your learn, but seeing as where cartoons i'll tell you now.
when stallions and mares get older, where parts are that your normal just use to pee and poop start growning hair, some poines like to wax or shave this.
the term carpet means a pony dosen't shave, thus when you go down there to perforn the act of reproduction, you might be eating a carpet.
it was nice of you to try but please keep this to yourself.
yours celetia,
PS, just so ya know, i'm shaven but luna lets it grow ;)
Poor Spike. Ah, if Rarity only knew how long his tongue really was.
Spike: *walking down the street eating several cupcakes, accidentally gets frosting on himself*
Rarity: *looks out the window and witnesses the spectical that is Spike's one-shot frosting removal trick* Whyd didn't anypony tell me he could do that! *runs outside and pulls Spike in.*
Spike: *blushes* Um, hey Rarity, do you need something?
Rarity: Yes, greatly. *puts on her bedroom eyes* Remember when I said you'd have to be older to much my carpet?
Spike: *gives her a confused look.* Uh, yes.
Rarity: *lifts him up with her magic and starts dragging off to the bedroom* Well, you certainly look old enough now.
Spike: I need an adult.
Rarity: I am an adult, darling. And don't worry, I'll be gentle. *winks*
Spike: *walking down the street eating several cupcakes, accidentally gets frosting on himself*
Rarity: *looks out the window and witnesses the spectical that is Spike's one-shot frosting removal trick* Whyd didn't anypony tell me he could do that! *runs outside and pulls Spike in.*
Spike: *blushes* Um, hey Rarity, do you need something?
Rarity: Yes, greatly. *puts on her bedroom eyes* Remember when I said you'd have to be older to much my carpet?
Spike: *gives her a confused look.* Uh, yes.
Rarity: *lifts him up with her magic and starts dragging off to the bedroom* Well, you certainly look old enough now.
Spike: I need an adult.
Rarity: I am an adult, darling. And don't worry, I'll be gentle. *winks*
*writes a letter*
Dear Rainbow Dash,
You should be ashamed of yourself, you little butch lesbo slut. Thanks to you, Spike has now misinterpreted a dirty phrase and suffered because he asked about it. As punishment, somewhere, somehow, when you least expect it, I will leap from the shadows and surprise buttfuck you in the worst way possible. In public. When I've got one of those "RAGING" boners. I will also be explaining to Spike what that term *really* means. And I'll be bitchslapping Twilight for not thinking to ask if he knew what he was saying. And then, I'm gonna run some errands. THE UPSTAIRS BATHROOM IS ALL OUT OF HAND SOAP. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...!!!
Sincerely,
*the ink is too blurry to read the name*
PS: And when I'm done with all that... Imma read a good book.
Dear Rainbow Dash,
You should be ashamed of yourself, you little butch lesbo slut. Thanks to you, Spike has now misinterpreted a dirty phrase and suffered because he asked about it. As punishment, somewhere, somehow, when you least expect it, I will leap from the shadows and surprise buttfuck you in the worst way possible. In public. When I've got one of those "RAGING" boners. I will also be explaining to Spike what that term *really* means. And I'll be bitchslapping Twilight for not thinking to ask if he knew what he was saying. And then, I'm gonna run some errands. THE UPSTAIRS BATHROOM IS ALL OUT OF HAND SOAP. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...!!!
Sincerely,
*the ink is too blurry to read the name*
PS: And when I'm done with all that... Imma read a good book.
Spike: "Hey, Twilight, can I munch your carpet?"
Twilight's eyes turn into tiny little pricks and her mouth drops open as she turns on her rage flame.
Twilight: "WHAT!!?"
Spike: "I'm sorry! I didn't know what it meant! Rainbow Dash just said that she liked the taste of carpet, so, I was curious!"
Twilight stays rage-evolved.
"Rainbow DASH! WHAT have you been teaching Spike!"
RD doesn't hear, because she left the area.
"Now, Spike, I'll explain what carpet munching is, and why you shouldn't ask just anypony about it..."
Twilight's eyes turn into tiny little pricks and her mouth drops open as she turns on her rage flame.
Twilight: "WHAT!!?"
Spike: "I'm sorry! I didn't know what it meant! Rainbow Dash just said that she liked the taste of carpet, so, I was curious!"
Twilight stays rage-evolved.
"Rainbow DASH! WHAT have you been teaching Spike!"
RD doesn't hear, because she left the area.
"Now, Spike, I'll explain what carpet munching is, and why you shouldn't ask just anypony about it..."
After Fluttershy fainted, I took her back to her house.
After that, Keroro (From Sgt. Frog) asked Spike WHY he had been hurt. Spike says "Twilight Sparkle slaped me, Fluttershy fainted And blah blah blah." "Why?" Keroro said. "Eating carpet." Said Spike. "Oh! Eating carpet is not real. It is a candy carpet." Shouts Tamama (From Sgt. Frog). "KuKuKu... Do you want me to make you one?" Said Kururu (From Sgt. Frog). "Uh. Ya sure" Said Spike. Kururu makes him one. :D
After that, Keroro (From Sgt. Frog) asked Spike WHY he had been hurt. Spike says "Twilight Sparkle slaped me, Fluttershy fainted And blah blah blah." "Why?" Keroro said. "Eating carpet." Said Spike. "Oh! Eating carpet is not real. It is a candy carpet." Shouts Tamama (From Sgt. Frog). "KuKuKu... Do you want me to make you one?" Said Kururu (From Sgt. Frog). "Uh. Ya sure" Said Spike. Kururu makes him one. :D
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Dear Spike,
I would be happy to share my extensive knowledge on the subject with my favorite little dragon. Enclosed are train tickets, an excuse slip for Twilight, and a list of tongue exorcizes I would like you to begin doing when you have free time.
The tickets are for this next weekend, by which time I should have things prepared and have some maids chosen to evaluate your work.
See you soon,
Princess Celestia
P.S. Please notice that the excuse slip does fuddle the truth a bit, as Twilight has already chosen to not accept my tutelage on this subject. Perhaps once you can show her what you've learned she will change her mind, but for now, remember the excuse on the slip and burn this letter so she doesn't find out about our little surprise.
Dear Spike,
I would be happy to share my extensive knowledge on the subject with my favorite little dragon. Enclosed are train tickets, an excuse slip for Twilight, and a list of tongue exorcizes I would like you to begin doing when you have free time.
The tickets are for this next weekend, by which time I should have things prepared and have some maids chosen to evaluate your work.
See you soon,
Princess Celestia
P.S. Please notice that the excuse slip does fuddle the truth a bit, as Twilight has already chosen to not accept my tutelage on this subject. Perhaps once you can show her what you've learned she will change her mind, but for now, remember the excuse on the slip and burn this letter so she doesn't find out about our little surprise.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xy9wyGAOds
Y- Well, I remember eatin' carpet.... Not so much the lasers. An' the robots, though.
Y- Well, I remember eatin' carpet.... Not so much the lasers. An' the robots, though.
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