Maria, Mama Rosa and El Rey Corto © elek-tronikz

Meet Maria's father, El Rey Corto! He dispenses justice in the name of his beloved nation of Mexico!

Sorry if this offends anyone. I did run this by friends of Mexican descent first and they gave me the go ahead.

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Translation:
Part 1

Maria: Mom, how nice to see you! How are you?

Mama Rosa: Oh, honey, I'm fine! But look at you! You're so thin! Have you been eating well

Maria: Where's Dad? Didn't he come with you?

Mama Rosa: Oh, he's on the next flight. You know how your father gets when he perceives an injustice.

Part 2
Cartel 1: Fellow cartel members, thank you for coming. Now we'll talk about crimes.

Cartel 2: I like discussing crimes and committing crimes.

Cartel 3: I also like committing crimes, especially those that tarnish Mexico's reputation.

Cartel 1: It can't be!

Cartel 2: Oh, no!

Cartel 3: It's...

Part 3
Cartel: The Short King!

El Rey Corto: Hello, shame of Mexico. I've come to punish you for your sins against our great nation!

Cartel 2: Ow, ow, ow! Why must we commit crimes?

Cartel 1: Not my toe! Not my toe! My toe! You twisted it the other way!

Cartel 3: Hello, Mom? I'm so sorry for all the bad things I've done. Yes, It's The Short King. He found us. Yes, Mom, I'll apologize for tarnishing Mexico's reputation. The Short King has me in a headlock, so I'll call you later, Mom. I love you too.

Translation may be off due to using Google Translate.