► This is my cup of tea. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

► My cup of tea is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

► My tea, without me, is useless. Without my tea, I am useless. I must brew my tea true. I must brew faster than my enemy who is trying to use the kettle. I must stew my teabag before he brews his coffee. I will...

► My cup of tea and myself know that what counts in this war is not the type of teabag, the noise of the spoon, nor the order of ingredients we use. We know that it is the taste that counts. We will brew...

► My tea is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its flavour, its sweetness, its milkiness and its fill level. I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage as I will ever guard my legs, my arms, my eyes and my heart against damage. I will keep my cup of tea clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...

► Before The Flying Spaghetti Monster, I swear this creed. My cup of tea and myself are the defenders of my sanity. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviours of my life.

► So be it, until victory is everyone's and there is no enemy, but peace [and tea]!