So Mom Hair is the phenomenon that occurs when you and your mother go to the salon with two crying babies, look at the hairdresser with sleepless eyes, and say, "Ijust want one less thing to do in the morning." The hairdresser did a fantastic job, but I'm not sure if it looks right on me. I did get quite a smashing headband though, so I do have that.

I'm afraid it makes my head look tiny. Don't look at my arm, it looks gross. This tank top has weird arm holes that pinch my fat.