Bandit: "Hey, Kitty?"

Me: "What now?"

Bandit: "I got something for you!"

Me: "Oh, flowers! Thank y- Wait..."

Bandit: "What?"

Me: "What's this for?"

Bandit: "Nothing - I just want to show my appreciation for you!"

Me: "Really?"

Bandit: "Yeah!"

Me: "You're sure there's nothing ulterior to this?"

Bandit: "The nerve!"

Me: "Okay, okay, sorry..."

Bandit: "I forgive you."

Me: "Well... Thank you, Bandit."

Bandit: "Sure thing."

Me: "..."

Bandit: "Completely unrelated, but can we stop for pizza on the way home?"

Me: "Oh for fuck's sake..."