Chapter 3
“Jolteon, THUNDER!”
Milo had started training his pokemon outside, to make sure they got at least 2 hours of exercise. After all, he had been the one interested in pokemon battling. He had 3 pokemon, all of them he found and caught himself.
A Popplio, a Jolteon, and a Sandslash.
Popplio dodged the Thunder swiftly, and responded with a Bubble beam, the bubbles clinging to jolteons fur, making his fur wet and heavy,slowing him down.
“POPPLIO!” Popplio blasted jolteon with a swift Hydro pump, knocking jolteon to the side.
“JOLT, JOLT” jolteon was furious, running up to popplio with unsurprising speed, trying to snap at popplio. Not being used to close range, popplio responded with pathetic flails and slaps that hit with the force and grace of a pool noodle.
“ZARD” Charizard stepped in from the Slidelines, blasting Jolteon with a flamethrower, signaling that things were going too far.
“Damn this heat.. I’m going inside. Plus, I need to ask Sunny to do something for me”
———
“ I’m sorry, but I’m not a battling guy” Sunny said. Milo had called him on the phone, talking about how he’s coming to his house for a Pokemon battle.
“ I haven’t seen that goomy since you found it. Come on, I heard dragon pokemon were strong!” Milo said over the phone.
Sunny looked over at Goomy, who was scarfing down his breakfast.
“ Get off my back, jeez” Sunny didn't know why Milo was so hellbent on seeing his goomy battle. Of course, Milo was always unpleased with Chickoritas Weight, but this was a little pushy.
“I’m your friend. And plus, if I weren’t on your back, you would have destroyed that public zen garden”
“Hey, it’s not my fault! I only dribbled a basket ball in there. And so what if it slipped out my hands and was flying towards the most expensive plant in the garden, you caught it!”
“ Anyways, this isn’t about how you almost got us sued, and banned from a zen garden, this is about how I’m coming over there, so get your goomy battle ready, bucko”
“Fuck you”
“Love you too, babe. No homo.”
Sunny chuckled a bit. Milo sure loved his battles, but Sunny himself? Didn’t really care for them, but here he is now. Sunny knew that the drive between his house and Milo’s is a 20 minute drive, so he knew he had enough time to pick up something. He ran out the door, got in his car, and drove to the nearest pokemart…
———
“One X attack and One X speed, thank you”
“Okay, I’ll just get that for you.”
Sunny readied 1000 pokedollars. He knew that if he wanted to win, he would have to cheat. Ya know what they say, if you ain’t cheatin, you ain’t tryin.
“Alright, that will be 1000 pokedollars.
The voice of the cashier snapped him back to reality, as he paid for the items and got back on the road with 11 minutes to spare.
Back at the house, he greeted his pokemon, who hadn’t moved much from their spots, looking content.
“Heh, bet y’all are hungry!”
He lifted Chickorita and Goomy to the kitchen, and caked the X vitamins in Neapolitan ice cream, and fed them to his pokemon, which seemed to quickly give them both energy, enough energy to instantly start playing in the living room.
He took a picture, and posted it to both POKEchan, and his alt account on trainers.net.
They seemed to instantly get likes, and good comments.
*knock knock knock*
It was time. Sunny opened the door, and saw Milo.
“Hey Sunny, you ready?”
“Hell yea!”
——
“Popplio, I choose you!”
Milo threw out Popplio's pokeball, and a red flash appeared, and Popplio rose from the flash.
“Alright, come on, Chickorita!”
Chickorita stoped fidgeting and stepped in from the side, raring to go.
“Popplio, use bubble beam!”
Popplio, shot out a blast of bubbly water, but Chickorita dodged the brunt of the blast, but some of the foamy bubbles grazed his sides, but failed to connect to his fur, opening popplio up to a..
“Chickorita, Tackle!”
Chickorita dashed in for a tackle,knocking the wind out of popplio.
Milo observed Chickorita closely. It seemed to be the same weight, probably even heavier than when he saw it last week, so how did it gain this much energy?
Popplio huffed on the ground, wheezing and gasping for air. Sunny knew he had to finish the fight before the X vitamins on Goomy wore out.
“Chickorita, Vine Whip!”
Chickorita whipped and lashed with his vines, ironically, leaving burn marks on Popplio.
“Popplio, RETURN!”
Another red flash, and popplio was gone.
“Alright, bring out your goomy, cuz this is my 2nd pokemon I’m bringing out for our 2 v 2!”
He flung the pokeball, and and out popped Jolteon, fur flared up, and posed to attack. Jolteon dashed around, with typical but frightening speed.
“Goomy came out from behind Sunny’s legs, looking nervous but energetic. Jolteon shot out a Thunder, Goomy dodging swiftly.
Huh? How did Goomy dodge that! I know that Thunder isn’t exactly an accurate move, but Goomy’s are supposed to be.. slow… Milo thought.
Goomy SLAMMED into Jolteon, and Jolteon was knocked back, and responded with a Thunderbolt, but Goomy’s naturally elastic body deflected it, and gave Jolteon a good dose of his own shock.
“Goomy, ATTACK!”
Goomy op-ed his mouth, and unleashed a Dragon Pulse, Making Jolteon squeal in pain, and fall over.
“Jolteon, RETURN!”
Jolteon disappeared behind a flash of light.
Then Goomy flopped over.
And Sunny saw Chickorita Laying in his back, looking beyond tired.
“Whelp, they’re both tired, so-“
“You’re a cheating bitch, aren’t you” Milo chuckled.
“Well, I’m not exactly admitting guilt, but I-“
“Oh please, I see it in your pokemon. Chickorita looks insanely tired, despite the fact that he only ever used two moves! Classic case of a sugar crash, and guess what items made of 50% sugar? X attacks”
“Damn, you caught me”
The two young men laughed, before Milo stared back up again.
“Hey, it was nice to have a good battle that wasn’t just with my Pokemon, even if you cheated”
“You’re welcome, heh”
The two and their exausted Pokemon Headed back inside, Sunny’s pokemon sitting on the couch. Snuggling.
Milo stopped in the doorway.
“Hey, Just.. take better care of your pokemon, alright, their rather lovely.”
“Mmkay”
Milo left, the house turning silent.
———
“Heh, it’s time I used that cake, heh”
Sunny sliced off a 2 huge chunks, leaving half the cake left. He put the cake in the bowls, as his Pokemon ate.
Sunny then got an idea.
He grabbed his phone, and tossed it over into the living room. His pokemon took a bit to turn around, and while their eyes were away, he poured some melted ice cream on the cakes. When his pokemon turned around, they seemed suprised, and continued to eat.
After the dinner, they both belched, and looked satisfied. Sunny took them both to their beds,whitch he had to admit was getting a bit harder. As they slept, he went to his own bed, and fell to sleep.
“Jolteon, THUNDER!”
Milo had started training his pokemon outside, to make sure they got at least 2 hours of exercise. After all, he had been the one interested in pokemon battling. He had 3 pokemon, all of them he found and caught himself.
A Popplio, a Jolteon, and a Sandslash.
Popplio dodged the Thunder swiftly, and responded with a Bubble beam, the bubbles clinging to jolteons fur, making his fur wet and heavy,slowing him down.
“POPPLIO!” Popplio blasted jolteon with a swift Hydro pump, knocking jolteon to the side.
“JOLT, JOLT” jolteon was furious, running up to popplio with unsurprising speed, trying to snap at popplio. Not being used to close range, popplio responded with pathetic flails and slaps that hit with the force and grace of a pool noodle.
“ZARD” Charizard stepped in from the Slidelines, blasting Jolteon with a flamethrower, signaling that things were going too far.
“Damn this heat.. I’m going inside. Plus, I need to ask Sunny to do something for me”
———
“ I’m sorry, but I’m not a battling guy” Sunny said. Milo had called him on the phone, talking about how he’s coming to his house for a Pokemon battle.
“ I haven’t seen that goomy since you found it. Come on, I heard dragon pokemon were strong!” Milo said over the phone.
Sunny looked over at Goomy, who was scarfing down his breakfast.
“ Get off my back, jeez” Sunny didn't know why Milo was so hellbent on seeing his goomy battle. Of course, Milo was always unpleased with Chickoritas Weight, but this was a little pushy.
“I’m your friend. And plus, if I weren’t on your back, you would have destroyed that public zen garden”
“Hey, it’s not my fault! I only dribbled a basket ball in there. And so what if it slipped out my hands and was flying towards the most expensive plant in the garden, you caught it!”
“ Anyways, this isn’t about how you almost got us sued, and banned from a zen garden, this is about how I’m coming over there, so get your goomy battle ready, bucko”
“Fuck you”
“Love you too, babe. No homo.”
Sunny chuckled a bit. Milo sure loved his battles, but Sunny himself? Didn’t really care for them, but here he is now. Sunny knew that the drive between his house and Milo’s is a 20 minute drive, so he knew he had enough time to pick up something. He ran out the door, got in his car, and drove to the nearest pokemart…
———
“One X attack and One X speed, thank you”
“Okay, I’ll just get that for you.”
Sunny readied 1000 pokedollars. He knew that if he wanted to win, he would have to cheat. Ya know what they say, if you ain’t cheatin, you ain’t tryin.
“Alright, that will be 1000 pokedollars.
The voice of the cashier snapped him back to reality, as he paid for the items and got back on the road with 11 minutes to spare.
Back at the house, he greeted his pokemon, who hadn’t moved much from their spots, looking content.
“Heh, bet y’all are hungry!”
He lifted Chickorita and Goomy to the kitchen, and caked the X vitamins in Neapolitan ice cream, and fed them to his pokemon, which seemed to quickly give them both energy, enough energy to instantly start playing in the living room.
He took a picture, and posted it to both POKEchan, and his alt account on trainers.net.
They seemed to instantly get likes, and good comments.
*knock knock knock*
It was time. Sunny opened the door, and saw Milo.
“Hey Sunny, you ready?”
“Hell yea!”
——
“Popplio, I choose you!”
Milo threw out Popplio's pokeball, and a red flash appeared, and Popplio rose from the flash.
“Alright, come on, Chickorita!”
Chickorita stoped fidgeting and stepped in from the side, raring to go.
“Popplio, use bubble beam!”
Popplio, shot out a blast of bubbly water, but Chickorita dodged the brunt of the blast, but some of the foamy bubbles grazed his sides, but failed to connect to his fur, opening popplio up to a..
“Chickorita, Tackle!”
Chickorita dashed in for a tackle,knocking the wind out of popplio.
Milo observed Chickorita closely. It seemed to be the same weight, probably even heavier than when he saw it last week, so how did it gain this much energy?
Popplio huffed on the ground, wheezing and gasping for air. Sunny knew he had to finish the fight before the X vitamins on Goomy wore out.
“Chickorita, Vine Whip!”
Chickorita whipped and lashed with his vines, ironically, leaving burn marks on Popplio.
“Popplio, RETURN!”
Another red flash, and popplio was gone.
“Alright, bring out your goomy, cuz this is my 2nd pokemon I’m bringing out for our 2 v 2!”
He flung the pokeball, and and out popped Jolteon, fur flared up, and posed to attack. Jolteon dashed around, with typical but frightening speed.
“Goomy came out from behind Sunny’s legs, looking nervous but energetic. Jolteon shot out a Thunder, Goomy dodging swiftly.
Huh? How did Goomy dodge that! I know that Thunder isn’t exactly an accurate move, but Goomy’s are supposed to be.. slow… Milo thought.
Goomy SLAMMED into Jolteon, and Jolteon was knocked back, and responded with a Thunderbolt, but Goomy’s naturally elastic body deflected it, and gave Jolteon a good dose of his own shock.
“Goomy, ATTACK!”
Goomy op-ed his mouth, and unleashed a Dragon Pulse, Making Jolteon squeal in pain, and fall over.
“Jolteon, RETURN!”
Jolteon disappeared behind a flash of light.
Then Goomy flopped over.
And Sunny saw Chickorita Laying in his back, looking beyond tired.
“Whelp, they’re both tired, so-“
“You’re a cheating bitch, aren’t you” Milo chuckled.
“Well, I’m not exactly admitting guilt, but I-“
“Oh please, I see it in your pokemon. Chickorita looks insanely tired, despite the fact that he only ever used two moves! Classic case of a sugar crash, and guess what items made of 50% sugar? X attacks”
“Damn, you caught me”
The two young men laughed, before Milo stared back up again.
“Hey, it was nice to have a good battle that wasn’t just with my Pokemon, even if you cheated”
“You’re welcome, heh”
The two and their exausted Pokemon Headed back inside, Sunny’s pokemon sitting on the couch. Snuggling.
Milo stopped in the doorway.
“Hey, Just.. take better care of your pokemon, alright, their rather lovely.”
“Mmkay”
Milo left, the house turning silent.
———
“Heh, it’s time I used that cake, heh”
Sunny sliced off a 2 huge chunks, leaving half the cake left. He put the cake in the bowls, as his Pokemon ate.
Sunny then got an idea.
He grabbed his phone, and tossed it over into the living room. His pokemon took a bit to turn around, and while their eyes were away, he poured some melted ice cream on the cakes. When his pokemon turned around, they seemed suprised, and continued to eat.
After the dinner, they both belched, and looked satisfied. Sunny took them both to their beds,whitch he had to admit was getting a bit harder. As they slept, he went to his own bed, and fell to sleep.
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