"Why do I have to be the servant?" Bowser growled as he and Yoshi walked through the group of people. "I'm supposed to be the king!"

"Because Lycaon is so awesome and powerful!" Yoshi gushed, waving as many people were looking at the duo and taking pictures. "Though you would look even better if you covered your eye~"

"That fact I've humored you enough to put these straps on my face should be more than sufficient."

Though under normal circumstances Bowser would be relishing in all the attention he was getting, he was more than a bit off-put from the people asking for pictures and compliment him and Yoshi. The two of them were going undercover to check out some stuff that was rumored to be happening in the building of this convention, but he wondered if it was really okay that their cosplays were this good.

"You should really watch me play ZZZ sometime, or at least let's binge all the cutscenes. You'll find out that Lycaon and Wise are so perfect together, just like you and me~"

Bowser blushed a little from the statement. He already knew very much about Yoshi's Lycawise enthusiasm, but he really underestimated how much everyone else seemed to love it too.

Not that he was against it of course. He had no issue pretending to be someone who loved their partner just as much as he loved Yoshi.

But again, would prefer to not be a butler...

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Fun fact: This was kind of a spur-of-the-moment commission.

I ordered a commission from  Lunuri and kinda forgot about it, so when he asked me about it, I was like: "Uh... Yeah... One sec while I get the info ready..."

And just racked my brain until I saw my recent Aladar and Delga pic, and a lightbulb went off.

So now I have a silly goal of getting commissions all my OTPs dressed as Wise and Lycaon from Zenless Zone Zero.

I already have an idea of who my next victims will be.
*Chuckles evilly in Starfox*