Pablo: (speaking) Got the munchies on that fateful night, around 8:00. So I phoned in a pizza for delivery. But I had a feeling that something wasn’t right, because I waited for hours. No pizza. (music begins)

(Singing) I set the table with a paper plate.

How would I know that it’d be late?

It’s taken so long, where could it be?

Had a thirty minute guarantee!


Pizza Angel, please come to me!

Tomato sauce and cheese so gooey!

Pizza Angel, I’m on my knees!

You’re my number one Pie from Sicily!


Did it get lost? Did they just forget?

Should I have ordered on the internet?

Ready for dinner, now I’m not so sure.

I think my soda’s room temperature!


(chorus) Pizza Angel, please come to me! (Orange Sherbette, Ginger Owlseye, and Melon Mint, dressed as angels, come in)

Orange Sherbette, Ginger Owlseye, and Melon Mint: (singing) Come to me!

Pablo: Tomato sauce & cheese so gooey! Pizza Angel, I’m on my knees!

Orange Sherbette, Ginger Owlseye, and Melon Mint: On my knees!

Pablo: (with Orange Sherbette, Ginger Owlseye, and Melon Mint) And don’t forget to add my favorite anchovies!


Orange Sherbette, Ginger Owlseye, and Melon Mint: Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Pablo: I was concerned for my delivery!

Orange Sherbette, Ginger Owlseye, and Melon Mint: Yeah, yeah!

Pablo: Eight little slices of heaven for me!

Orange Sherbette, Ginger Owlseye, and Melon Mint: Yeah!

Pablo: Can’t stop thinking it would make me smile

Orange Sherbette, Ginger Owlseye, and Melon Mint: Yeah!

Pablo: When I taste my first Chicago style!

Orange Sherbette, Ginger Owlseye, and Melon Mint: Yeah!

Pablo: Going crazy while I pace the floor.

Then my heart skipped when I heard the door!

(Pablo rushes to door, stops to see droopy flower on table, lifts flower up, flower droops down again, Pablo is pretending that he’s leaping across heaven)

(Speaking) I opened the door in expectation, but it was the saddest sight I ever saw. (Chrom from Fire Emblem: Awakening appears as the delivery boy looking nervous) I could still smell the sweet aroma of sweet dish goodness, but the box was empty. (Chrom opens the pizza box) (the pizza box is empty) (Pablo sheds a single tear)

Chrom: Your house number was broken, so I couldn’t find ya. (door number is 16) (six is upside-down) I was getting kinda hungry, so I, uh… ate your pizza. (gives Pablo the pizza box & fixes upside-down six) Uh, sorry about that. You don’t need to tip me or anything. (leaves) (music comes back)

Pablo: (singing chorus) Pizza Angel, please come to me! (Orange Sherbette, Ginger Owlseye, and Melon Mint come in)

Orange Sherbette, Ginger Owlseye, Melon Mint: Come to me!

Pablo: Tomato sauce & cheese so gooey! Pizza Angel, I’m on my knees!

Orange Sherbette, Ginger Owlseye, and Melon Mint: On my knees!

Pablo: (with Orange Sherbette, Ginger Owlseye, and Melon Mint) You’ll live forever in my memory! Pizza Angel, please come to me!

Orange Sherbette, Ginger Owlseye, and Melon Mint: Come to me!

Pablo: Tomato sauce and cheese so gooey! Pizza Angel, I’m on my knees!

Orange Sherbette, Ginger Owlseye, and Melon Mint: On my knees!

Pablo: (with Orange Sherbette, Ginger Owlseye, and Melon Mint) I will miss you for eternity! (music ends)

Pablo: (speaking) I’ll never forget you, Pizza Angel.