Humans! Would you stop screaming and crying already? We just set a new record. All of them! So maybe next time you'll keep your five-point harnesses on the whole flight and accept the packets of pretzels and orange juice shooters we float to you in Zero-G, yes? Parachutes are under your seats and the emergency exit doors are fitted with explosive bolts to open mid-air in case we rip the wings off the plane again!

Fly with Jumper's Aviation, we swear we'll get our certification to overfly inhabited land again soon!

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A New Purpose: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/28061365/
Relentless Waves: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/42312457/
Towards the Light: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/57913623/

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