As you may or may not know, I'm an avid player of Magic: The Gathering. Yes, I'm one of THEM. Hedron Crab happens to be my favorite card. However, it

ALWAYS.
GETS.
KILLED.

So I figure I might roll with it and give him his own little persona. So everyone; meet Crusty, my mascot and bro4lief.

Magic: The Gathering and Hedron Crab © Wizards of the Coast
Crusty © MIEN!!! ALL MIEN!!!

PS: First to find the joke in the pic and say what it means (accurately) gets a cookie.