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The Problem with Tusks

by Dustmeat Traditional Artist

19 years ago

Yeah, you're a big strong troll with huge sharp tusks...but you will never knock back another beer.

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Rwolf ~rwolf

Art Whore

19 years ago

kamikashin ~kamikashin

Traditional Artist

19 years ago

If the tusks grow closer together, it they could be a cup holder, and you could have your hands free while knocking back that beer.

vkyrie ~vkyrie

PrOn Artist

19 years ago

I do believe there's a dragon with similar problems. lol. XD

Thegreathamster ~thegreathamster

Traditional Artist

19 years ago

Who drinks beer with a straw? Pussies, that's who! Real men chug kegs strait from the taps! lol

psion ~psion

Writer

18 years ago

Real men also don't have foot long prongs growing out of their faces either. =P

zeerus ~zeerus

Digital Artist

19 years ago

couldn't he just lift his big strong troll arms over those sharp tusk

Beerhorse ~beerhorse

Traditional Artist

19 years ago

LOL! What does the animation in WoW look like when they eat and drink? Do they just repeatedly pierce their own arms? Reminds me of Wolverine, must have a good healing factor.

I am such a geek!

steamfox ~steamfox

Traditional Artist

19 years ago

I got a good chuckle when I saw this piece. It reminds me a LOT of how some of the "Monsters" on movie shoots keep cool under all that makeup.

kumax303 ~kumax303

Anthro Artist

19 years ago

Hah! This is awesome. I dont play WoW but Ive always liked trolls.

ezalias ~ezalias

Digital Artist

19 years ago

Nonsense! They just look like idiot savants as they raise their glasses high and pour every drop into their open gullet.

Or, if a place has tall, thin glasses, they could hold it funny and raise it between the tusks. Hell, even if they did use straws, it's WOW, so they'd be a foot long, five inches wide, and carved with runes or something. They'd look ridiculous, cartoony, and badass, and woe unto anyone who jokes about a troll using them... in words short enough for a troll to comprehend.

Matt123 ~matt123

Writer

19 years ago

Hey now, trolls aren't stupid in WoW, they just sound like they're constantly high.

Dustmeat ~dustmeat

Traditional Artist

19 years ago

heh heh...yes, it would be carved with runes :D

SpotWeld ~spotweld

Photographer

19 years ago

It'd be like a primitive beer bong.

maxblackrabbit ~maxblackrabbit

Anthro Artist

19 years ago

He just needs a funnel and it'll be alright, either that or he'll have to pour it down his throat at a distance. :)

ezalias ~ezalias

Digital Artist

19 years ago

WTS [BEER BONG] x1 PST

Dustmeat ~dustmeat

Traditional Artist

19 years ago

LOL

ulbandi ~ulbandi

PrOn Artist

19 years ago

He should be a real man and use a drinking horn, preferably one made from his dead enemies! GRRR!

...but that wouldn't be nearly as endearing. He looks so cute with his tragic beer straw.

chrono2455 ~chrono2455

Writer

19 years ago

Meh, beers over rated, bitch drinks are where its at. :P

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Dustmeat ~dustmeat

Traditional Artist

19 years ago

very carefully.

aurorawolf ~aurorawolf

Anthro Artist

19 years ago

Gay trolls would have a hell of a time.

Kyoht ~kyoht

Traditional Artist

19 years ago

That's adorable. :)

moonstone ~moonstone

Casual Artist

19 years ago

*laughs* yes hahha so funny XD

king-cheetah ∞king-cheetah

NSFW Artist

19 years ago

And then there was the humiliating pie eating contest incident at the last 4th of July picnic... ^____^

Dustmeat ~dustmeat

Traditional Artist

19 years ago

heh heh those stains will never come out

dreamwood ~dreamwood

banality broker

19 years ago

I guess if a thirsty troll is skilled enough(probably after reaching a certaing level), he can pour this tasty beverage along his tusks, ultimately guiding the stream into his eager mouth, thus neglecting all need for a rune-ridden straws ;3

Very amusing, thanks for a daybright !