Big Guy Problems #7

That FREAKIN' couch will be the death of you!

You hooked up with a liger dude. MASSIVE. BIGLY HUGE. (In EVERY possible way.) It's delightful. And he plays FOOTBALL!!!

So far, you've been keeping it "casz". He's always got practice early in the morning, so you meet up a couple of times a week for movie night. He likes to do it at his apartment. He says his "media room" is better. And it's got his fridge. With all of his snacks.

...And it has "The Widowmaker". That's right, you've named the firping thing! It's basically a super plush loveseat. The first time over, you thought it was cozy. Great for cuddling.

But then he got up for a snack. The couch bucked and sucked you into the cushions. You nearly suffocated.

And then he came back. And sat down. Somehow, he heard you muffled shrieks and fished you out.

This happens nearly every movie night. ...That FREAKIN' couch will be the death of you!

(pencil, black ink pen)