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Tick!
There it was! Dyo felt it! The nightmare shift, from the banal chore of daily life to something more primal, more urgent!
Tick!
When prey is confronted by the predator! The realization of a life and death situation! Fight or flight?
Tick!
Each breath a deliberate choice, each heartbeat a reward, continued existence, or the terror of the embrace of oblivion! this would be a nightmare worthy to savor!
Tick!
It lasted all of three seconds, ruined by an imaginary clock telling imaginary time in an imaginary vehicle.
Katya looked at the ticking clock on her dashboard: 7:15. The Headmare's voice echoed in her head: "The test begins promptly at 7:15. Tardiness will; not be tolerated! Your overall grade will be docked ten percent for five minutes you are late! She looked out the open window of her wagon. The last whispers of air escaped from both front tires as she watched, going completely and hopelessly flat.
The problem formed in her head: Katya is late for her math test. It takes five minutes to remove one tire. Five minutes to replace that tire with a spare, five minutes to remove a second tire, fifteen minutes to remove and patch an innertube, and another ten minutes to reassemble the tire, inflate it, and put it back on her wagon. Every five minutes she is late she loses ten percent of her grade. What is the highest possible grade she can get on her test?
Dyo, could feel it all slip away in an instant. It was like having a steak dinner taken away from you, and replaced by a block of soft tofu seasoned with weak chicken gravy. He tried to get the driver's attention: "Uhm, hello? twelve foot tall creature on your hood? Gonna eat you?"
Her lower lip started to quiver, eyes glistened in the pale moonlight.
Dyo felt a stone forming in the pit of his existence. This was not the desired effect...
Katya let rip the floodgates: "I'm sooooooo Stuuuuu hu hu hu piiiiiidddd! She'll demote me b-back to k-k-kinder gaaaaaaarteeeen!"
Dyo blinked: "Who?" (not that it made any difference)
Katya's snout pointed to the sky. "N-nooo ho ho St-stallion is going to wa-want to d-date a m-mare that cant e-even s-solve a s-simple qua- qua quadratic equaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaation!"
Dyo sighed, so be it, lets go to your silly little test and snapped his fingers.
Next: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/62144925/
So... this grew out of an artfight attack on
AlfaFilly Sometimes things take on a life of themselves =^^;
There it was! Dyo felt it! The nightmare shift, from the banal chore of daily life to something more primal, more urgent!
Tick!
When prey is confronted by the predator! The realization of a life and death situation! Fight or flight?
Tick!
Each breath a deliberate choice, each heartbeat a reward, continued existence, or the terror of the embrace of oblivion! this would be a nightmare worthy to savor!
Tick!
It lasted all of three seconds, ruined by an imaginary clock telling imaginary time in an imaginary vehicle.
Katya looked at the ticking clock on her dashboard: 7:15. The Headmare's voice echoed in her head: "The test begins promptly at 7:15. Tardiness will; not be tolerated! Your overall grade will be docked ten percent for five minutes you are late! She looked out the open window of her wagon. The last whispers of air escaped from both front tires as she watched, going completely and hopelessly flat.
The problem formed in her head: Katya is late for her math test. It takes five minutes to remove one tire. Five minutes to replace that tire with a spare, five minutes to remove a second tire, fifteen minutes to remove and patch an innertube, and another ten minutes to reassemble the tire, inflate it, and put it back on her wagon. Every five minutes she is late she loses ten percent of her grade. What is the highest possible grade she can get on her test?
Dyo, could feel it all slip away in an instant. It was like having a steak dinner taken away from you, and replaced by a block of soft tofu seasoned with weak chicken gravy. He tried to get the driver's attention: "Uhm, hello? twelve foot tall creature on your hood? Gonna eat you?"
Her lower lip started to quiver, eyes glistened in the pale moonlight.
Dyo felt a stone forming in the pit of his existence. This was not the desired effect...
Katya let rip the floodgates: "I'm sooooooo Stuuuuu hu hu hu piiiiiidddd! She'll demote me b-back to k-k-kinder gaaaaaaarteeeen!"
Dyo blinked: "Who?" (not that it made any difference)
Katya's snout pointed to the sky. "N-nooo ho ho St-stallion is going to wa-want to d-date a m-mare that cant e-even s-solve a s-simple qua- qua quadratic equaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaation!"
Dyo sighed, so be it, lets go to your silly little test and snapped his fingers.
Next: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/62144925/
So... this grew out of an artfight attack on
AlfaFilly Sometimes things take on a life of themselves =^^;
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Ehehehe poor Katya or poor Dyo?? Who's to say in this scenario...
"Dyo, could feel it all slip away in an instant. It was like having a steak dinner taken away from you, and replaced by a block of soft tofu seasoned with weak chicken gravy."
OOF that one is rough and hits hard...
"Dyo, could feel it all slip away in an instant. It was like having a steak dinner taken away from you, and replaced by a block of soft tofu seasoned with weak chicken gravy."
OOF that one is rough and hits hard...
I've been bouncing Dyo and Katya off each other for a while... I picked up that he is a bit of a nightmare conniseur. There are preferred foods, and having suffered through the gout, and my own culinary experimentations it is a fun thought exercise to make the food analogies! =^^=
(Ironically this little story cost me my breakfast! I knew what I wanted to write, but time seems to fly when you are typing, so i lost my delicious gruel with blueberries and had to settle for a hastily chugged glass of Metamucil! =P )
(Ironically this little story cost me my breakfast! I knew what I wanted to write, but time seems to fly when you are typing, so i lost my delicious gruel with blueberries and had to settle for a hastily chugged glass of Metamucil! =P )
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