The ministry of alien research is proud to announce that a new specie has been convinced to serve in the glory of managed democracy. They are close enough to what we stand for to be integrated in our load-out, presenting important virtues like :

- Self-sacrifice
- Loyalty
- Obedience
- No diplomacy with the enemy
- The importance of family

Named kobolds for their uncanny resemblance with the race from our old games they are equipped with two thermites grenades, a senator, a stim pistol and a dagger. They are quite frail and their bravery often lead them to glorious sacrifice. However any kobold surviving a mission while obeying all orders and getting in the pelican last will be risen up to a class-C citizenship.

Glory to managed democracy

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(Do you think I go too far for my silly helldiver joke ?)