Guy: 😟

Monster: "Can you give me the internet password?" 👁️‍🗨️👁️‍🗨️

i wouldn't mind waking up to having Slyrray hovering her giant ass over me, personally.

she had a nightmare, can she come sleep with you?

"i frew up"

Man: P-please don't hurt me . . . !

She: Yo I left month's rent on the table, also we outta milk. and meat. . . I I got hungy mb king.

Man: . . . y-you what?

She: yeah sorry, I got a high meh-metabur. . .

Man: . . . . . . . . . . . . .

She: . . . I digest stuff quickly. So I left some extra money to pay for all that, plus something extra for yourself since I think you're cute, homey~.

Man: . . . okay, I'm gonna sleep now. goodnight.

She: goodnight, stud.

Man: What?!
She: what?

Man: . . . . . . . . . .
She: . . . . . . . . . . . .
*man slowly lays back in bed, trying to ignore the big scary monster lady staring him down autistically . . . He feels something warm cover him . . . like a blanket. . . .*

Oohhh you must be my Sleep Paralysis Demon! Get in Bed!