"Welcome to the Voluptuous Vixens World Wrestling championship event! I'm Rob Placeholder, and tonight I will be interviewing out competitors-V.V.W.W champion Janette Cleavage, and her opponent, self-proclaimed goddess Aoi Omikami. This promises to be quite a show, as both ladies are highly skilled and highly determined to win. Let's get a statement from them!

"First, Miss Omikami. Do you have anything to say before tonight's match, ma'am?"

"As a matter of fact, I do. This upstart fancies herself the champion? How absurd. How can she hope to compete with a goddess. I will face you, Janette Cleavage-on your level. And you WILL submit."

"A very bold statement, Miss Omikami. Hopefully you can back it up. Do you have any response to this, Miss Cleavage?"

"Uh... YEAH! See this belt? This wun, right heeyah? This is MY belt. I earned this belt. You want this belt so bad? Yer gunna hafta take it. But I'm warning ya-It don't mattah if you think yer a gahddess or naht. I'm heeyah, and things are about ta get HAHDCORE!"

"Well, it looks like both of these fine ladies are bound and determined to win the belt! I'm afraid that's all the time we have,so I'll close off by saying that I'm Rob Placeholder!And as always, V.V.W.W. fans-we'll see YOU in the ring!"

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And so Aoi and Janette face off in the ring of kayfabe.

Who is the face, and who is the heel? ...I wanna say Janette's the heel, just by sheer grandstanding. :P