I had to read all that in the JoJo narrator's voice 🙃

My entire life is narrated by the Jojo narrator... O__________o

(And so, the lamb at long last realized her life was a fictional farce, and meaning had no meaning!)

Will you STOP that?!!!

(No!)

>:C

H20 (also known as DHMO)'s pH is way higher, at 7, leaving no hope for the protein bonds.

The girl is in serious trouble

DHMO is a DEADLY solvent found in almost all industrial chemical processes!!! #BanDHMO before it's too late!

(lol)

I also heard it's the main component of acid rain, and merely being immersed in it for a few minutes can and will kill you

And it's found everywhere (save for Sahara and a few places in Antarctica), whelp, we're cooked

Turns out, they found DHMO on MARS too! And most of the outer moons of the Solar system! And now it's even been spotted in a few extrasolar planet! WE'VE POLLUTED THE UNIVERSE WITH THE SUPER-DEADLY OXIDIZING SOLVENT DHMO!!! (Aliens declare war on Earth for this outrage...)

I think it's naturally formed in these hostile environments, so no worries about alien invasion, phew!

Just like sulphuric acid is a staple in Venus's atmosphere (and there's a bit of DHMO, obviously - it once again raises the local pH a little bit, because even sulphuric acid has lower pH, can you believe it... )

There is also a HUGE amount of DHMO found in the oceans! We're so doomed.

Most the comic is cursory glance research. So if I write something wrong please correct me lmao. Give me a chance to fix it before I do final release.

Don't worry, it's a joke where water is being named a chemical-sounding name, and blamed for its (actually innocuous) properties, to get funny reactions out of people in various places of the internet :^)

See https://dhmo.org/

Also I like the small science moments in the comic, with Violet being used for live demonstrations about how animals are working inside

Jokes aside, it seems there actually might be a few issues in the second text :
- in gastric juices, there is hydrochloric acid (HCl) and protease (not sure about peptidase) ; but protease isn't a component of HCl
- breaking proteins is the job of the protease, and HCl will help a bit (it's more useful on bones and non-protein food stuff), but water (H²O) doesn't really have a role in digestion

What a shame Violet was swallowed without a light, so unable to see all of the pretty pink stomach folds glistening with syrupy, honey gold fluids. And upon careful examination if her environment wasn't pitch black, she might find little indigestible souvenirs left behind from previous visitors to this place who had gone before her. Wedged tightly in some of the muscular folds she might have found an enamel covered tooth, or an acid worn lump of what was once part of what was once a thick, sturdy bone, like a pelvis. And then there are the acid-resistant keratin bits like fur, horns, hooves and claws that were once integral parts of animal visitors, and previous tasty ladies might have left behind such interesting relics as still braided shocks of hair, finger and toe nails, some still retaining paint, shiny, silvery dental fixtures, some with teeth still attached, and various bits of jewelry like rings, earrings, bracelets and piercings, which if made or plated with gold, will remain as bright and shiny upon their exit as they looked when they were swallowed with their owners. All of these stubborn bits will eventually find their way out of the stomach and after a winding and circuitous journey through lengthly coils of intestines will exit the body usually without notice or bother. There are exceptions to every rule however, and Crimson can remember an uncomfortable experience some two days after consuming a partifularly 'well endowed' lady, whose pair of endowments made her ingestion a considerable challenge. But like all other flesh that entered through those wide jaws, whatever considerably reduced waste products that would easily depart from his other end in what was usually a pleasurable experience. This time though, he had considerable difficulty, and after much straining he finally passed one, and then another half round, opaque, wobbly, rubbery objects each uncannily resembling the other, and looking much like a large coconut split in two halves. While his scat piles usually dissolved into the ground after a few weeks with nary a trace save for scattered bits of bone, teeth, nails as tufts of hair or fur, those strange round globes stubbornly resisted decomposition, and after more than a year they still laid unchanged on the jungle floor exactly where he had 'dropped' them. In retrospect, he regretted not showing them to Violet before swallowing her, as he thought she could have explained to him exactly what they were. It is possible though, their purpose might have eluded her too, if she never had the need or desire to have silicone breast implants.

Ooohhh gosh, you can tell she's enjoying the experience inside her boyfriend's stomach, sometimes I feel a little jealous, It's exciting to see how Crimson's stomach crushes and compresses her firmly without as if she were all prey and food, ooohhh Violet's gesture is simply fabulous, You're going to enjoy the tour of your tiger boyfriend's digestive system until the end~

Lovely~

Did you mean to write H20 or HCl? H20 is water.

Most acids are absolutely weak in pure form. Adding water to an acid greatly increases the potency. (I'll need to check some chemistry videos to find out why)

Adding water dilutes an acid and makes it weaker.

A lot of acids will only do a little bit, but adding water allows it to continue to react longer, disoliving more.

pH 3-4 isn't even that low, coke has 2,1-3 and human acids can get down to 1,5

Oh yeah, that was the other thing. A pH of 4 is very high. Orange juice has a pH of roughly 3.3. 3-4 is not nearly acidic enough to digest things. A tiger's stomach acid is more than likely around a pH of 1.

Hydrochloric acid is a small molecule made up of two atoms: H and Cl

Enzymes on the other hand are proteans - huge biological molecules made of many thousands of atoms

The sheer level of detail is awesome