remember what your momma said -- look both ways before crossing the street, always wear a clean set of undergarments, and don't bite off more than you can chew! unfortunately, as exemplified by our wolf friend here, when you're barreling down inflation's scenic freeway, it's not easy to keep the presence of mind needed to pay attention to road signs and posted growth limits. the point of no return is only one exit before the off-ramp to kablooie boulevard, you know!

not to worry, though! he'll be right as rain by the time the dust settles. dazed, minus one shirt, and totally out on the deposit he put down for the air tank, sure -- but fine otherwise! next time, maybe he'll take heed of all those growth-related public service announcements on TV. maybe he'll be able to hear the tiny voice of reason before it's drowned out by the symphony of sssssSSSSSS. maybe he'll think twice before puffing up... and up... and UP!

...but he probably won't. :]