Hey! that super suit landed on my property!

Well, I'm sorry, they only had the Lemon Poppyseed muffin mix at the store, and were completely out of Blueberry mix.

I can't help it, i got the music inside of me!

LOL!

I thought you'd LIKE it!!!

How was I to know she was your crazy evil twin sister? huh, how!? > 3 >

Right, time for the make up sex.

And while you're at it, I'll start deep frying the turkey.

Damn it, how was I supposed to know she was an evil genius with world conquering ambitions?

I'm sorry but I couldn't help it, it was a big boat and all the geese were in the water so... I mean how often do you see a rabbit that skinny? Look, I'll take the suit to the dry cleaners, the stains can't be that hard to get out, right?

I swear, its really good for a kids show... If you'd just give it a chance!

Damn!! I knew it, and I still went ahead and do it.

That's right, I threw the dead squirrel out! That thing was going to smell horribly!

No matter how good looking I find this, my girlfriend would kill me if I showed her how much it looked like her

It's not my fault I can't tell you and your twin sister apart... she should've said something! Preferably before the oral sex!

What? WHAT?! God forbid we encourage our children to play D&D3.5 and use their god damn imaginations. If they wanted to play 4.0, we'd just make them play WoW!

im sorry she lifted her tail what was i suppose to do?

What? I didn't vote for him...

Mmm-hmm.
*Not* an ideal look to get.

how was I suppose to know the super burrito was yours? I didn't see your name on it!

...what was that? it was written INSIDE the burrito?

...well, my bad. >_>

Look Jenny, that tiramisu was right there in the fridge; no man can resist it!

Hey, it was like that when I woke up!

And she consented before I passed out!

And he...okay, I got no explanation for why he's here.

>.> what it was broke and on fire when i got here

"Look, you and I both know those muffin gnomes wouldn't last two seconds against a pack of cyber-chipmunks without my help. It's not my fault they decided to attack on your birthday! If it makes a difference, I got you your favorite kind of ice cream cake sitting in the freezer if... when I get back."

Hey... There's no way you'd notice I had taken your bra and panties... Right off of your body. <.< Especially when I did that about 5 minutes ago!

But I thought you said you liked anchovies on your pizza!

I could have sworn you said Cool Whip...

Well, excuuuuuuuuuuuuse me, Princess!

Hah!

Thatsa no good...

Hey how did I know you wanted to keep all those thunderkat toys from the 80s! Its not like you were using them!

"Listen... we really need Greg's Cleric. He's the only one willing to play a healer. I'm not asking you to like it when he incessantly spouts memes and 'accidentally' brushes your chest when he's reaching for the Mountain Dew but unless you start taking a few levels in a healing class we'll be Lich fodder after next week's game."

Needless to say, I was playing the newly minted level 1 Cleric the following week...

Yes I ate all the cookies! I'll do it again! they were mine!

"You fucking ate my schnitzel."

But they only HAD low fat!

Whoa, whoa! Pregnancy tests can be wrong sometimes, can't they?

You can't prove I KNEW that cat was in there!

She can watch next time.

I'm sorry baby, I didn't know you wanted to keep your Applejack/Rainbow Dash Fic to yourself.

*snirk*

I didn't do nothin!

I can't say no to that face.
Or that booty.

I'm gonna pretend to know what is going in here, but whatever it is....he did it.

How was I to know they'd shrink in hot water like that??

Angry sex?

Not angry, just grumpy sex.

-B!

Yippie! Gotta' try talking Her to pudding right after the pleasantries are done.

Well if you really wanted my Blue Berry Eggo Waffle you are welcome to ask. ._.

Aw, it'll buff out! That's why they call streetcars "Ford Flatteners", anyway!

she looks so sexy like that =3

No, I'm telling ya, I bought you that shorter shirt on purpose! I like the way it shows you off!

But wearing your underwear as a hat just shows how much i LOVE you!

Damn but I love your work!

Awww thanks!

I was just admiring that wonderfully curvaceous body of hers...oh yeah, they tend not to like that >_>;

How many times must I apologize for the "Fat-ray" accident?
I didn't mean to cause you to gain fifty pounds, but at least you have visible breasts now.

That is not the way to apologize....

How about I take you out to dinner to apologize?

Damned if you do and damned if you don't. There just ain't no pleasing her.

Ain't that the truth!

-B!

Honest, I didn't know that was her supply of thin mints in her panty drawer. Anyone could have made that mistake.

Hee hee hee!

Don't worry, they'll go back to normal...in six months.

so I gave you a bunch of cheesecake injections. What's so wrong with that? You look and taste at least 20% better now!

So I sold the cow for a handful of beans....but they are MAGIC beans...

She'll change her mind once the mutagens kick in. They always do.

What? Does she think only women like it in there?

But they smelled so much like her!

Well, if you'd done it right, she wouldn't be so pissed.

Ok, I herped when I should've derped. My bad.

Hee hee!

well, its not like i intended to throw your cousin into that industrial sized meat grinder... you know how i get when people touch me!

besides, its not like the time i chopped your mother up into chili and fed her to your sister's kids, this was a complete accident, i swear.

just thought i'd go for a different brand of humor...

...too dark?

Just a bit...

guess my type of humor isnt for everyone.

i just felt like there were too many lighthearted jokes, they seem overused, really.

so i decided to... perturb some people.

Zerothehunter confirmed for Eric Cartman

I thought it was my save file!

Look, I'll go see if I can find some time-travel type and get the old one back, ok?

well, after all the other works you did where the girls got like h-cups and flat tummies you went over and decided to give her a gut & hips that'll get caught in the door on the way out.

...wait, did you blame us for that!? cheeze, man- tossing your fans under the bus the second your art's cross with you. that's cold.

Well I didn't realise that the quarter dollar in the pile of change you left out was from 1965, had a doubled obverse die and the rare eagle on the reverse that looks like it's smoking a joint!
What am I, a Numismatist?!

oh.
yes.
Yes I am.
I'll get my coat.

ALRIGHT. I DID IT. I STARTED 'MUFFIN TOP'S.

Oh... ah... er.... that weight gain powder fell into all of your food by accident...! For every Meal. I'm so clumsy in the kitchen, you know....

-gulp- I take it that U know about the fact that I knocked up you, your Sister, your cousin and your 3 friends on that Out-of-town Weekend Trip we had at Mardi Gras 4 months ago about an hour ago from them, huh?

Goddamn, Mr Wuffins 4 getting us drunk and his Piss-Poor Fail-Proof Condoms!

-Still an Epic Win 4 me, though- -Grins-

Awesome Job as always, B! You always make my day with your Curvy Women and your Witty Humor, bro; Never Stop, dude!

Peace!

-No make-up Sex, Honey- -XD-

I don't plan on stopping!

-B!

Well then carry on, good sir!

-Note to self; never trust a puppet In Life-