"- Hey you big woman! move away I want to pass!
- Sorry madam, the park is currently quarantined by request of the Luminery Order
- Care to explain to me why the Luminery order needs a super soldier to watch over a playground? for me this looks like authoritarian bullshit!
- A dangerous artifact was discovered by construction crew this morning, we isolated the area until the artifact can be contained and extracted safely.
- Oh so you are trying to fearmonger me!
- No,madam, I giving you a justificative based on the intel I received.
- I can see through your lies, I can recognize COMMUNISM when I see it!
- Madam, we from the Luminery Order do not work based on any specific ideology, we are a eclectic gathering of specialists with the mission of...
- Eclectic,hum? so you saying there is COMMUNISTS among your organization!
- Madam I cannot confirm nor deny this information, I do not have information on the personal ideologies of my colleagues.
- Colleagues? dont you mean your COMRADES?
- I think yes both words are synonymous I believe, madam.
- HA! so you admit you are a COMMUNIST agent!
- Madam I'm not following your line of thought...
- Don't play dumb! it's clear to me this is a COMMUNIST takeover, you are here to impose your DANGEROUS ideology over this city!
- Madam...I just standing guard on a park for a few hours while the specialists defuse a problem, this is not a takeover of any kind...
- Yeah? and what's the need of bearing such heavy armament, hum? your weapon is roughly the size of a mini van!
- Madam I'm large by nature, I need a proportionally large weapon to be effective in combat.
- And what kind of combat you are expecting in this city, hum?
- The Luminery Order face many enemies of several different natures, we know for a fact terrorist cults can be interested on dangerous artifacts.
- FEAR MONGERING OF THE FILTHIEST KIND! you are trying to convince me of the existence of an external threat to strip me of my RIGHTS!
- Madam...don't you follow the news?its well know and reported that this continent is being plagued by many derranged cults and...
- I don't follow the news! news stations are all leftist think tanks designed to brainwash the youth and the poorly informed!
- Leftist?...think tank...? Madam you are making me very confused...please take an alternative route to your destination while we proceed here.
- Ah so YOU are deciding the best route for me!? do you think you can intimidate me!?
- Madam I'm just trying to help...
- I will not give up my rights through intimidation! I'm armed with a pistol here and I'm ready to use it to defend my LIBERTY!
- Madam please do not fire any firearm you may be carrying, it's not even gonna scratch my armor and will cause unnecessary panic on the bystanders.
- Don't tell me when it's appropriate to use my GUN RIGHTS you COMMUNIST! I'm a FREE citizen of this nation and I will not bow down to your DANGEROUS ideology!!
- Madam, I don't even know what the word communism means exactly...I just want to...
- I DEMAND to know your name and badge number!
- I'am Bulwark unity EXM-85, but my preferred name is Danadriel.
- Listen here "Danadriel" my husband works for the mayor's office and he is a very important authority on this city, I will call him now and he will cease this COMMUNIST MADNESS in our righteous neighborhood, do you hear me!?
- Madam, we been called here by the mayor of this city...
- Don't try to fool me with your leftist lies! I will go now! but this is not over! I will be back!
- Thank...fuck...
- What did you said!?
- Nothing!..."

Danandriel meets the average whatsapp aunt XD

this drawing was sitting half finished on my folder for like a year....