There really is no Neopian delicacy I haven't tried. I've been on top of the championship list for I don't know how long, but my run remains unbroken. All I do know is I am one big ixi around here, some say the biggest they've seen. I stand out, I've always wanted to stand out, and I'm really living the dream because I can do it while enjoying my most passionate hobby: Eating! Yeah I'm what you'd call a professional foodie, and there's nothing the ol' tank can't handle. Nothing makes me sick, I can really eat anything. My fame has people willing to help me get around, which is hard these days. My wings and even legs are a little useless, with greatness comes sacrifices I guess. But as my adoring fans heft me onto my mobile bed my whole body quivers and jiggles both in fact and in excitement at sight of my next meal... my next conquest. I haven't tried this one yet! Yummmm!

Art by  ahjerchubbywolf