Here's the Daily Traffic Report.
Traffic will be backed up due to a Blubber Warning in Downtown Foggy City. where apparently we have an enormous amount of kangaroo everywhere. Anyone who plans to drive around that area are urged to avoid the expanding pile of squishy toon kangaroo blubber unless due to the high possibility of yourself being caught and smooshed inside of the blubber. Those currently in the area will just sink into it all like quicksand.

...Okay, now I know that someone's likely to be "WTF EWW!! *Back button*" about this fetish of mine, but it's there, me suddenly transforming into a hyuge kangaroo andmy squishy as hell blubber spilling everywhere (and I become squishier at the same time!). So yes, a squishy blob. If I happen to let go, my own blubber will swallow me as well. :D I mean it when I say I LOVE squishiness!

Only had four layers to work with. D: And I wonder if I should have listed this under "Transformation"?