
Category All / All
Species Coyote
Size 1662 x 2217px
File Size 2.5 MB
Sweet drawing I have to tell you, Look at how tall and handsome he is to a lady of course! :D Any girl coyote would love to make his acquaintance since he is as big and strong as a warrior is. All he needs now is a few crossbows, a shield with his coat-of-arms on it in case you know some heraldry and a position as a bodyguard to the king of the Netherlands plus a few awards and a knighthood with ownership to an estate that has his castle on it. Give a coat of arms any heraldic charge on any colored field either with a blazon or without a blazon and put those on the escutcheon and Cal gets his emblem that he can show anyone in Acme Acres with. He has gotten a polearm (like a partisan for instance) with his swallowtail flag (like a swallowtail pennon or a regular and rectangular flag for instance) on this weapon since most knights have pennants on their jousting lances, he has gotten every piece of armor like the cuirass (both the breastplate and backplate) and demi-gauntlets plus no gorget included so that we can see his turquoise necktie and emerald colored shirt plus the Faulds and culets that are attached to the cuirass. He has the pauldrons (you know, those round shoulder pads) and couters (or elbow pads) and spaulders and gardbraces and vambraces and rerebraces with demi-gauntlets since those resemble fingerless gloves. He has the poleyns (those are kneepads really) and tassets but no Schynbalds so that we can see the golden suit's trousers. He has spats on his bare feet instead of sabatons and sneakers so that his soles and heels and ankles and toes can breath.... He gave his sneakers to Dimas the Delphox as a salesman and manager of a clothes shop, remember? You got every piece of the armor like the lames on the arm pieces and leg pieces correct Dimas. I'd like to mention that it makes sense to put the pink knuckle-plates on his right hand's demi-gauntlet instead of the left hand since this one is used for defense instead of offense. Seeing WB's grey guy being buff and barefoot makes him look like he is 90% Gallantmon (or Dukemon in Digimon Tamers) with 10% WarGreymon on account of the spats on his bare feet. Since he got that armor for Dutch best designer, I'd like to see him write a thank you note to the Dutch craftsman for the designer armors. Knowing the cartoons like Warner Brothers' boy prodigy here and since most rich cartoon animals would wear spats on feet, it makes sense to make Cal wealthy (next to Montana Max normally) when he is the wealthiest smartest coyote in the land. First he visits Jakarta for the yellow suit (both the yellow pants or golden trousers and yellow jacket or golden coat) and green shirt and blue necktie which makes him buff. Then he trades the wristwatch and red sneakers for the suit, shirt and tie. After he leaves Indonesia for a rental apartment in Amsterdam, he modifies and improves the suit a bit so that most of his whole body becomes buff. When King Willem-Alexander of the Netherlands asks for a bodyguard, Cal appears in front of him and this coyote speaks dutch. I told you that he's one of the smartest and wealthiest coyotes in Acme Acres since he is with Wile E. Coyote. Fortunately, Most of the Netherlands like Northern Holland and Southern Holland and 10 other provinces are high-tech societies since Cal is more in line with high-tech like how Wile E. Coyote is for starters. Anyway, Cal serves as the King's bodyguard for a while and he gets his knighthood after an epic event that gives our red-nosed grey coyote a chance to show his intelligence and he is awarded by the king with an armor that is forged by a blacksmith with much iron for the designer armor plus an estate in Friesland.... Some tiny island outside of Friesland's main land to be exact since this province has a few islands near there. Fortunately, Friesland has enough sugar beets and dairy while Groningen and Zeeland has extra grains in case Cal would have a windmill of his own to make enough flour and sugar and butter for his butter cookies later on.... Either that or he can visit a local bakery and ask a manger who is a good baker to bake some sweet treats to go with his coffee or tea or milk. Who knows? Maybe Calamity Coyote might have a few farms near his castle for a good food source and he might use the castle's basement laboratory since he is an intellectual and a chemist like his mentor is since Cal is more of a thinker instead of a fighter normally.... THAT and his new home has a few defense system for intruders like Little Beeper or anyone that is a cat burglar. Just wait until Arnold the Pitbull sees this after that Lifeguard Lunacy incident in Tiny Toons' Pledge Week, he won't know what to say about how muscular he is. Heck, even Warner Bros. would ask him to appear in more of their shows as a cartoon animal that fights nicely. That'll attract the nostalgia buffs that are asking for more 1990's cartoons.
You are welcome and I have to thank you for making this drawing. You have done a good job at bringing that daydream about Buff Calamity Coyote as a knight in shining armor. Calamity Coyote daydreams about his Buff Self in Red Armor so often and he got it courtesy of you and me when we have given our favorite gray guy a suit and shirt and tie made of cotton and silk. Imagine when the Dutch royal family will start ask him to be a proper bodyguard when the monarch hires him and picture how many royal knights would like to make his acquaintance also since he's the Red Knight of Leeuwarden..... That's the capital of Friesland really and maybe Cal can try the regional cheeses that can be good sandwich toppings or have these cheeses as snacks plus enjoy the regional folk dances and indigenous songs with their musical instruments producing these nice tunes in that city. Besides that, the title (The Red Knight of Leeuwarden really) is a spoof on the Black Shield of Falworth also, nice movie that Tony Curtis is in when this film was produced back in 1954 I have to tell you. As a buff coyote, he can fight against a dragon with a few firearms as a canine cuirassier. Hey, it works in Skyrim's DawnGuard DLC when characters would use crossbows on their adversaries like dragons and vampires for instance and Calamity leans into High-Tech with this weapon also my fellow Elder Scrolls fan since pistols are hard to find in this series minus the Arquebus creation which is the only one that has knights with guns in it. We also have to thank Bethesda Game Studios for this epic video game with the fantasy theme in it along with WB since it is the producer of Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies and other shows about historical wars and famous battles fellow history buff.
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