Have your sheep gone astray?
Are they grazing on your prized daffodils...
And fire is not the answer?

Well, you're in luck, because with today's border collies, all those problems can go away!
Each border collie is AKC certified in the arts of Sheepology.*
They'll keep your flock in line and out of trouble.
While you can enjoy everyday generic things again like drinking lemonade on a porch
or smiling and waving politely.
So try one out today!

And remember, if it's not a border collie, it's not certified!

*Sheep may be substituted for other small pets, squirrels, and children

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