Some time ago, I created a child for my version of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. That child is a son named Ralphie. Ralphie was born when he hatched from an Easter egg that was given to Rudolph by an Easter Bunny. Like his “mother”, Ralphie is always wearing only a red speedo with green vertical stripes on the sides and a pair of black slip-on shoes, he’s homosexual, he has nice head hair in a shade of red, and he has a nose that lights up. Though, his nose is pink instead of red, and his hair is in a brighter shade of red and includes an alfalfa. He would also get picked on and excluded by all of the other reindeer who did all that to Rudolph, and they would do all that to Ralphie because of his homosexuality, his pink light-up nose, his love for the color pink when he’s male, and his fat body. Despite all this, he’s able to brush it off, not let it bother him, and go on about his business and do whatever he wants despite what others are complaining. He dreams of traveling around the world like his “mother”, whom he looks up to very much. He loves Rudolph very much and doesn’t like seeing him sad or crying, and whenever he does see Rudolph sad or crying, he would hug him on the chest and shush him to calm him down.

Ralphie the Pink-Nosed Reindeer © me