Sally:
I heard you making fun of my brother, but since you're new, I'll just give you a warning.

Sally:
1- I don't care who you are, if you keep bothering my brother, my boomstick is going to have a little chat with you.
2- if you show up at my house to intimidate him, my boomstick is going to have a little chat with you.
3- If I find out you're talking about him behind his back my boomstick is going to have a little chat with you.
4- if I don't like you my boomstick is going to have a little chat with you.
5-Yes, his big sister protects him, and if you have any problem with that my boomstick is going to have a little chat with you.
6- He will always treat you with respect, because that's how we were both raised, so if you tell me that you did this because he disrespected you my boomstick is going to have a little chat with you.
7- I never miss the shot.