Here in the right corner, we have Ruby Reef Shores' esteemed protector, the ever-resilient and stretchy superheroine, Elastic Roo!

Now, in this corner, is her notorious rival—the former nude Bandit, now Zipper Belly Bandit, who smells worse than she looks. It’s the one and only Alina!

These two lovely ladies were brought here to fight tonight in the Super SmackDown fighting tournament by force by our extremely wealthy and handsome rooster producer, Mr Daniel Isaac Chisel or just Cyberfowl to most of the world.

Using our patented cyber chip controllers, which were surgically implanted in these two lovely ladies, we made them fight each other whether they wanted to or not, because they had no free will. So, as long as the chip is on, there's no need to worry about eventual karma this Sunday, folks!

If you want to watch the opening match this Sunday, visit our fictional Dark net site to buy a $250 ticket. The site includes all details, including transportation to the venue. Alternatively, you can choose our cheaper option — a private live stream, watched by over 2,000 viewers who tune in to see their favorite villains and heroes battle it out. To avoid missing this once-in-a-lifetime event, sign up before Sunday. The match starts around 4:00 p.m. this Sunday.

And remember, folks, if you inform the authorities or any two-shoe goody-two-shoes superheroes, we will know. We will find you and we will hurt you...

Ciao!

Okay, all seriousness, this image was nicely made by  theArmadillofan Thank you, dude!