Random Pocky-eating Office Dude!
I remember him, I sat next to you in class when you drew that.

But didn't I draw this in the BSC? Back in the days when I was skipping class?

Nope, we were learning about electron pairs.

'cause I'm also sure I drew this before class...Or was it the other one? You know what? I'm confused now @.@

MY WORK HERE IS DONE!
*runs off, laughing maniacally*

You have confused me! For this, you shall pay!

*chases after her waving a wooden mallet*

*turns around sharply, pointing a finger* YOU PERVERT!
*pulls an overly large Shoujo mallet from behind her shoulder*

*screeches to a halt* wait, it's not what it looks like! ...what does it look like?

It doesn't look like anything; but to get this thing out, I have to say that. :P

BAKA! *clobbers with his baka revenge mallet*

DON'T TOUCH ME THERE!
*sends you careening with the pervet mallet*

Gah! *spins to deflect the impact damge*

You idiot! *smacks her in the back of the head with a harisen*

*backhands the mallet around her waist* I just cut my hair! I don't need a touch-up job!

*Is knocked into a wall* ...Ow... *climbs out of said wall* I know that! *Smacks her with the harisen again* That one was for the completely out of context usage of the pervert mallet!

"Any unwanted physical contact can be derived as perverted."
That would be in the user's manual on this thing. Mwahahah

*Reads out loud from his harisen of baka revenge user's manual* This Harisen is only to be used in events where slapstick comedy is warranted, such as sarcastic comments, out of characterness, bloopers, missed lines, or actions that, while suited for a another setting, are completely out of place in the current one (See: Full Metal Panic: FUMOFFU). As such, *SMACK* Relinquish Akane's Mallet!

I'll relinquish Akane's mallet the very instant I have it in my possession.
This, however, is mine. Note the spikes, special order. :D

*snaps his fingers* drat, I thought for sure you had Akane's mallet-sama.

Nope, hers is safe in her hands.... for now.