My favourite TV bastard, Anthony Bourdain, cracked a joke about HollyBolly while in Mumbai in an episode of No Reservations. Hollywood budgets with Bollywood magic.

Imagine Arwen and Aragorn(?) dancing around trees, singing, the council suddenly emerging from nowhere to join in a coreographed dance sequence.

And rolling down grassy hills. A definite MUST.


You know what's next, Peter Jackson.
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