Bandit: "May I take your order?"

Me: "Bandit, what are you doing up there?"

Bandit: "Trying to take your order."

Me: "But why? You don't even-"

Bandit: "Sir, you're holding up the line."

Me: "Uh... I'll have... A burger, and-"

Bandit: "I'm a pizza salesman, not a burger salesman."

Me: "Oh, uh... Then can I do a personal pepperoni?"

Bandit: "Two personal pepperoni, got it."

Me: "But I only asked for one."

Bandit: "You forgot to order one for me."

Me: "...I wasn't going to-"

Bandit: "Don't worry; easy mistake. I fixed it for you. That'll be $74.96."

Me: "Wha- Why so expensive?"

Bandit: "It's the 'forgot me' fee. I need monetary compensation for my emotional suffering."

Me: "..."