First off, Thanks to  Shard_of_confusion for drawing this funny scene.

I'm the cook on  Mitsukosouma's pirate ship. Don't ask how I got the job. We had a surplus of boots and a lack of proper food stuffs, so being the clever fur I am, I used the boot leather to make a tasty stew. It might be a little hard to swallow, but you'll get used to it. Judging my the way he looks, I'd say Shard already enjoys my meals.