2812 "Her first words." Comedy sketch from "The Parenting Troubles."
11/14/2025 17:56

"Oh, you're already so big." Mark smiled, taking her on his arms, when the little vixen sitting on her mother's arms happily stretched out both her small hands to her Dad.

"Mommy!
Daddy!" Said the giggling child, happily touching her daddy's face with her little hands.
"Aww, how wonderful, she's so cute. These are her first words." Smiled the woman.
"This is so weird. Time goes by so fast. Darling, I clearly remember how, like yesterday, she was a little baby." Smiled Mark, holding his daughter in his arms.

"@%&#. &$***. $#&! "Happily added the small vixen sitting on Daddy's arms.
"What!!!" Asked both parents. Mark's cheeks turned red, and Madeline scratched her head, confusedly looking around.

"OK. I... I need to go... Now this is YOUR daughter, and you will raise her yourself." Quickly added Madeline running from the room.
"But darling, I am ABSOLUTELY sure that I did not teach her such words," Said the man with a slight blush on his cheeks.
"Darling? Darling...
Heh, it seems that she ran away..." Sighed Mark, when his little daughter was laughing happily, touching her Dad's face with her small palms.

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Because even in the best, most exemplary, and most wonderful families, sometimes something goes wrong.
And also, kids learn quickly, and sometimes find words that are definitely not intended for daily use.

Of course, Mark sometimes curses, and Madeline knows such words, whose existence was a surprise even to her husband.
But it remained a big mystery how their children were able to learn this. Or is it possible that it is some kind of genetic inheritance?...

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Done privately.
Actually, it started as a joke, and I didn't expect Seth to draw this cute picture. So I also decided to use it in my stories.
Thank you, Seth, it was fun!

Due to war, unsure tomorrow, and some ... other serious difficulties with my real life, I can slow down a bit and post various interesting things here less often.

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Also, please note that my story is in the process of being written, and most of these small fragments that I published are not in chronological order.
(Chronology always was a real pain for me.) So when I finish my plans I will try to put everything in order. If I even can...
I publish my stories in "dynamic mode", according to the available pictures, time, current situations, my mood, or in connection with the previous posting, etc. So I can often ignore the chronology of events.

The story and all characters belong to me  Marksan
The wonderful drawings and most of character designs are kindly made for me by  SethTriggs For which I am very grateful for his help in portraying all this - because without his vision and pictures I would never have been able to tell this story. He really did a lot for me.

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