C: Well I'll be. I ain't never seen so many fat hounds, squirrels, raccoons and all sorts of critters in one place! I can definitely get used to this. Guess I'll show off this photo from https://www.furaffinity.net/user/baronshoebat/ Managed to get into this house when I got a whiff of some fresh biscuits. But Tiny here couldn't help herself to everything else.

T: Hey! You started eating it all first!

C: You must be miss-remembering. It doesn't matter anyways since I had to roll you out the backdoor before the owner got home.

T: I thought you passed out from those frozen nuggets and I had to push you into some bush- HEY MY TAIL!