"I am the heart an' soul; tha engine blahk uv Voluptuous Vixens World Wrestlin'; uv wrestlin' itself. Uv LIFE itself! I am tha wun who keeps you motivated, that wun who all heroes must face, tha wun who all heroes must conquah!

"I am NAHT simply a necessary evil. As an evil, I AM necessity. I ain't hidin' what I am. I wear it ahn my sleeve. I'm loud. I'm proud.

"You can hold me at bay, but you can nevah get rid uv me. Bacuz I am more than a wrestlah. I am an institution. I am a fundamental.

"I...

"Am...

"THA BAD GUY!!!

"So let me ask you sumthin' ladies and gentlemen uv tha crowd...

"WHO'S YER BAD GUY?!"

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Just Janette in the wrestlin' outfit I had  Rings1234 design for her. When I get bored at work, I think about things like "What kind of heel would Janette be?" My answer: A proud representative of heels as a concept.

I blame Razor Ramon.