Einstein: Aaannnnd done!

Mr. H: That’s it! That’s the last one!

Woodwind: We’ve managed to rescue all the captives!

Brasswind: For the third time that is.

Fergus: Woo! We rock!

Trouser Trumpet: Yeah, we kick ass!

Bernulf and Bertulf: Fist bump! *does the fist bump*

Ice Javelin: Oh, look, here they come right now!

Gleam Glacier: *enters headquarters alongside Gel Shaver* Abhivādana, we have returned!

Einstein: Welcome back, Gleam Glacier and Gel Shaver.

Gel Shaver: Good to BE back! Also, we brought a new guest here today.

Unnamed Wild Yak: *enters headquarters* Well, well. What do we have here? Is this a coalition of some sort?

Mr. H: Yes. Quite frequently.

Unnamed Wild Yak: Meh. I’ve seen better. This feels like a lowdown apartment…or even a motel, so to speak. I mean, no offense, but that terrorist organization over there has a better HQ than you guys.

Trouser Trumpet: For the record, villains ALWAYS get the good shit.

Mr. H: True dat.

Ice Javelin: Now, about that organization you’re talking about, which we all know whom you’re talking about…

Unnamed Wild Yak: Oh, yeah. Those rebels came out of nowhere after I was lost in the mountains.

Gleam Glacier: You were lost in the mountains?

Gel Shaver: How so?

Unnamed Wild Yak: Well, if I remember correctly…these parents were in search of a child they’ve lost a few years ago. They said they lost him somewhere in the mountains during a storm. So, I went out to search for that lost boy. Unfortunately, that said storm came in suddenly. Luckily, there was a cave nearby. So, I sheltered there until the storm passed. Although not only did I find a cave to keep me sheltered from the storm, I also found the boy that the parents lost. Coincidence? I think not! So, the good news is I found the kid…bad news is now we’re BOTH lost thanks to that bastard storm!

Einstein: So, how were you able to find your way back to your home?

Unnamed Wild Yak: Well, as if praying for a miracle, we saw this huge smoke. So, we followed it to see where it to see where it leads. As soon as we arrived, we finally made it home. However…it wasn’t a pretty sight. That huge smoke…came from the destruction those rebels were causing. Fortunately, the parents were okay once I found them and reunited their boy with ‘em. With the family finally reunited at last, now it’s time for me to clean up the mess! So, I fought off those terrorist plaguing one of our provinces.

Unnamed Himalayan Tahr: And you weren’t alone.

Mr. H: Who said that…?

Unnamed Himalayan Tahr: *enters headquarters* Namastē.

Unnamed Wild Yak: You! That’s right, I remember. You were there fighting alongside me.

Unnamed Himalayan Tahr: Indeed, I was. Although, after we split up into different areas fighting off those rebels, I found out things had gone awry when you got captured.

Unnamed Wild Yak: I was outnumbered back there. I thought I could take ‘em all on my own…guess I was wrong.

Gleam Glacier: After that, they put you in one of those capsules.

Unnamed Himalayan Tahr: *turns to Gleam Glacier and Gel Shaver* And then you two came in and rescued him.

Gel Shaver: Wait, you saw us coming?

Unnamed Himalayan Tahr: Not really. I was going to rescue an ally myself, but it looks like you two beat me to the punch. Although, I was curious as to where you were that captive. And, well…here we are now.

Mr. H: Yep. This is our headquarters.

Unnamed Himalayan Tahr: I take it you all have been fighting off that evil organization ever since it began terrorizing our world?

Fergus: All the time!

Bernulf: We are the Infurnationals, after all.

Bertulf: Yeah. It’s like our job or something.

Unnamed Himalayan Tahr: Infurnationals…? I’ve heard that name before! So, YOU’RE the guys that everyone is talking about! I’ll admit, you guys seem real tough…for a bunch of chunksters, that is.

Unnamed Wild Yak: Although, technically speaking, we’re pretty much thick ourselves. Hehe. *turns to Gleam Glacier and Gel Shaver* By the way…thanks, you two, for rescuing me back there.

Gleam Glacier and Gel Shaver: Tapā'īlā'ī svāgata cha.

Mr. H: Welp, with all that said and done. Welcome aboard, you two.

Unnamed Wild Yak: Who? Us?

Unnamed Himalayan Tahr: You’re making us part of your group?

Mr. H: Of course. The more, the merrier.

Unnamed Himalayan Tahr: Well…that was unexpected.

Unnamed Wild Yak: Yeah. Although, these guys have dealt with them before. So, I’d say it’s an honor to be part of the resistance.

Brasswind: Say, who are you two, by the way?

Skysplitter: Might as well go ahead and introduce ourselves. My name is Skysplitter. Glad to part of your coalition.

Yakkity Y2K: I’m Yakkity Y2K. It’ll be my pleasure to help assist you all in fighting to save our world.