Trouble Maker Crab pokemon
type: Water
height: 60 cm
weight: 50.6kg
abilities: Tough Claws

The tough shell of this fakemon gives it a almost impenetrable body. What makes him get out of constant fights (that itself cause) barely unscratched, while his boxing glove-like claw is capable to give his adversaries really scary punches, and his tiny claw is used as a tiny rattle to distract and provoke everybody nearby into fight him.
At level 28, it evolves into Goiamunch.