lol

a classic..

*Darth Vader NOOOO scream*

And then you get some furries that are like "ehh, good enough"

They're still human enough for responsibilities and taxes.

And most furries arnt? You really think you the government will exclude you from taxes when they don’t for people who get in accedintes? Lol if anything you not being human any more would probably make them come up with more ways to tax you if they don’t send out the military/scientists to figure out what happened if your the only furry.

I guess you could hide in the woods as a weird animal but do you want to give up plumbing?

Jokes on you, I’m still interested

"...So yeah, that's why I wear baggy clothing.
...
Yeah, no. It actually super inconvenient, I get all this hair, and it itches like a son of a-"

Still an improvement over baseline human, IMO.

Goals.

The real monster is the one who would inflict such a curse.

It's not so bad!

Eh, both are pretty hot guys.