[Article dated December 9, 1879]

A nightmare has finally ended. Pretorius Industries is proud to announce they have apprehended Santa Claws, who was reported to have gone on a rampage at his North Pole toy-making complex . The villain was growing more and more unstable each year, and this Festival of Hope, he won't be terrorizing anyone. He will be held in Pretorius Engineerings newest prison designed to hold supernatural beings.

Pretorius Industries will be making another announcement in the next few days about their plans to improve the Festival of Hope after the world suffered for so long in fear of a seemingly immortal monster.

Was it possible that this creature was a vampire?

[Notes from the glorious Doctor Pretorius]

He could open wormholes in space and time. I knew he had some kind of power like... him.. He had the guts to offer me a chance to return to that night. Funny how he never thought of that earlier, like the night it happened. No, he didn't offer it until I had beaten him to a pulp.

I wonder what kind of paradox that would cause?.. Whatever. Time travel is a waste. If my parents survived, I would have never met her.