You better watch out!
Run for your lives!
There's no place to hide,
We're tellin' you why;
The Labubus are inside your house!

They got a big grin,
As they sharpen their knives,
They don't care if you're
Naughty or Nice.
The Labubus are inside your house!

They'll kill you when you're sleepin',
They shanked the Elf On The Shelf!
God knows that they are BAD not Good,

SO KILL THEM ALL FOR GOODNESS SAKE!