I say Phineas! It's a splendid afternoon for the tri-athlon! Brought to you by Dr. MacGillicuddy's Invigorating Syrups, now in Beef Broth flavor! And by Fleetfoot Velocipedes, made of the lightest and sturdiest cast iron, for all your racing needs.

Esel ROCKS. I'd link to it instead of posting, but he doesn't have a FA page. He drew this for me because I'm doing a triathlon in a couple of weeks and because he is awesome. Thank you eselgeist!