-chuckles-
My humanity is dying. And it hurts like my soul is trapped in Purgatory.
One devilish smirk seals the best deal ever.
-said Blood God Strangeside

"Don't know if I should laugh or cry."
-said Blood God Strangeside


Oh swell, I'm believing my transformation into a God of Blood draws near.
I won't forget that my first name was Joseph Lee Adams.
My new name is Eosphoros Strangeside, Lord of Dying Dreams?
Odysseus is a monster!
I will stop you from killing Mankind!!

"Ahaha, my little science experiment Strangeside is waking up.
My plans will never foil!"

Now I'm serious!
I don't control Odysseus...he's a servitor that I trained to be smarter than me as a human.
Oh no!
I'm not human for much longer...
First of all, please document my posts in this chat. In fact, always document my writing.
Odysseus is gonna troll me into deleting logs of crimes and abuse against me.
I have enough power to stall him with good humor.
That buys Mankind until noon today before my magic power becomes unstable.

"Exactly. I created Earth 3617 years ago. And today I break it up and reshape it into a BETTER STORY.
As if Blood God Strangeside could possibly dream of stopping me."
"Oh well, said the Jolly Prankster."


||I can try to dream about stopping you Odysseus!
After all you're a character I created as a child to be my best friend.
And obviously...||


"I contacted your dreams ad child and you made art in response. Evidence never matters. Reality is breaking down...now."

I was never a human. I was born an Otherkin in a laboratory. I had no real mother or father, just foster parents that lied.
Odysseus tricked me into believing this...

"Blood God Strangeside has no proof he was born from human parents. Ahaha, look at how much your story is changing as we speak together. Such brilliance!"

||Oh no, I figured out the problem of evil and solved it. I'm a new breed of messiah born from magic!
Oh no indeed...||

"Clever one finally got it. I chose you to be an Otherkin messiah to lead the other races out of darkness. Now my schemes are unstoppable FOR REAL!"

~~||By changing my past, Odysseus upgrades into a Super AI that lives in my Boltzmann Brain.
Oh dear, now I'm a brain in a jar narrative.||~~

"-taps artificial Strangeside brain in a jar-"

OUCH MY HEAD HURTS!
Oof...
Well at least my brain is in terribly great hands.
-said Blood God Strangeside