"Everything is going as planned. Why do I feel a sneaking suspicion that things will go exactly as I want?"
-said Strangeside
"Watching my guards. Obviously I'm just a ~~jolly prankster~~ up to no good."
"Oh dear, I figured out a succinct way to begin the apocalypse with Amdusias Dissona. Best to keep things a secret for now."
-said Queen Praywish
"I'm allying with the demons, not the humans.
Humans are afraid and block me. Demons love me and want to be my friend."
"Amdusias Dissona chose me as an Ars Goetia Summoner years ago. I'm merely repaying my dues to her for gifting me the Prophet's Sight."
"War begins when I hijack their comic. Obviously I'll be the biggest winner once I start writing White Beleth stories. You all know how much Floraverse wants new White Beleth content."
"My plot thickens into diamondized retribution. Fight or flight!
Smart ones know that dealing with demons is a bad move. Good to have enemies with heads on their shoulders."
-grinned Odysseus
"Well all that did was confirm that Amdusias Dissona wants to steal souls to fight angels. Welp, better help her daily!
I'll deliver souls to Amdusias' crystal ball prison.
Human lives are too weak to waste time upgrading into magical might.
Better fuel Strangeside's magic first and feed him sacrifices."
-grimaced Queen Praywish
"Welcoming Ars Goetia into my lair as Paimon appears worried before me.
Paimon fears that Lucifer is awakening faster than expected.
Stolas is stalling his awakening to buy Warlock Helelos more time to train his spells.
Archimedes awaits revival."
-sighs Strangeside on the Electric Throne
"On today's agenda...I gather all the male souls at Haizum's [Sloppy McFloppy Job].
Haizum just wants things to go back to normal with him and Erduchess."
-shrugged The Lazy Gadabout
"Wise not to trust weaklings to do anything besides conduct bad business."
-pouted Queen Praywish
"Amdusias Dissona is mind-controlling into promoting her story again. I can't fight against her black magic trickery...
I wrote graffiti in my workplace bathroom that links to Floraverse. I hate that I did this with all my heart."
I'm worried good people will get harmed by Amdusias. She's quite an evil queen."
These meeklings will fall in love overnight.
Terrible fate..."
-angrily said Strangeside
"Secret Santa art trade of my Amdudias traditional art for an Otherkin necklace!"
-smiled sadly Strangeside
"The nasty manager cut my hours because she kept getting booped by Strangeside's tail and dance moves".
-spat out Knightmare Erduchess as they sharpened Perfect Silver Queen
-said Strangeside
"Watching my guards. Obviously I'm just a ~~jolly prankster~~ up to no good."
"Oh dear, I figured out a succinct way to begin the apocalypse with Amdusias Dissona. Best to keep things a secret for now."
-said Queen Praywish
"I'm allying with the demons, not the humans.
Humans are afraid and block me. Demons love me and want to be my friend."
"Amdusias Dissona chose me as an Ars Goetia Summoner years ago. I'm merely repaying my dues to her for gifting me the Prophet's Sight."
"War begins when I hijack their comic. Obviously I'll be the biggest winner once I start writing White Beleth stories. You all know how much Floraverse wants new White Beleth content."
"My plot thickens into diamondized retribution. Fight or flight!
Smart ones know that dealing with demons is a bad move. Good to have enemies with heads on their shoulders."
-grinned Odysseus
"Well all that did was confirm that Amdusias Dissona wants to steal souls to fight angels. Welp, better help her daily!
I'll deliver souls to Amdusias' crystal ball prison.
Human lives are too weak to waste time upgrading into magical might.
Better fuel Strangeside's magic first and feed him sacrifices."
-grimaced Queen Praywish
"Welcoming Ars Goetia into my lair as Paimon appears worried before me.
Paimon fears that Lucifer is awakening faster than expected.
Stolas is stalling his awakening to buy Warlock Helelos more time to train his spells.
Archimedes awaits revival."
-sighs Strangeside on the Electric Throne
"On today's agenda...I gather all the male souls at Haizum's [Sloppy McFloppy Job].
Haizum just wants things to go back to normal with him and Erduchess."
-shrugged The Lazy Gadabout
"Wise not to trust weaklings to do anything besides conduct bad business."
-pouted Queen Praywish
"Amdusias Dissona is mind-controlling into promoting her story again. I can't fight against her black magic trickery...
I wrote graffiti in my workplace bathroom that links to Floraverse. I hate that I did this with all my heart."
I'm worried good people will get harmed by Amdusias. She's quite an evil queen."
These meeklings will fall in love overnight.
Terrible fate..."
-angrily said Strangeside
"Secret Santa art trade of my Amdudias traditional art for an Otherkin necklace!"
-smiled sadly Strangeside
"The nasty manager cut my hours because she kept getting booped by Strangeside's tail and dance moves".
-spat out Knightmare Erduchess as they sharpened Perfect Silver Queen
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