Faergi, you talk to frogs and you sing when you bathe. Badly. Don't think we don't notice.
Smepaldi? Your breath smells like aurochs dung. Everyone notices that too. Oh for the love of— stop smiling, you freak.
Mollin, you're the biggest loser I ever met. No wonder your herd tossed you out. Yeah, go cry about it some more.
I gather you've heard about my little problem. Well, the gods just took care of it for me. They smoked that reindeer. They even left me a token of appreciation while they were at it. If there was enough left of him I'd've made a new cloak.
So it looks like I won't be needing this little support group anymore. Have fun with the pity party, I guess. Don't miss me too much.
Later twerps.
Artwork by Akarugon.
(The fox shaman sighed as he watched Victor disappear into the misty air.
"He was showing so much progress.")
Smepaldi? Your breath smells like aurochs dung. Everyone notices that too. Oh for the love of— stop smiling, you freak.
Mollin, you're the biggest loser I ever met. No wonder your herd tossed you out. Yeah, go cry about it some more.
I gather you've heard about my little problem. Well, the gods just took care of it for me. They smoked that reindeer. They even left me a token of appreciation while they were at it. If there was enough left of him I'd've made a new cloak.
So it looks like I won't be needing this little support group anymore. Have fun with the pity party, I guess. Don't miss me too much.
Later twerps.
Artwork by Akarugon.
(The fox shaman sighed as he watched Victor disappear into the misty air.
"He was showing so much progress.")
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Faergi's hut is in a little forest grove. Victor was forced to remain within a certain radius of that grove for a period of at least several months. If he ventured one inch outside it the reindeer lurking out there would have immediately killed him.
For part of that time he had to shack up with Mollin. While it was fun for a while to play practical jokes on him (and eat all his berries and smoke all his herb), Mollin began experiencing "personal growth" (i.e. he started standing up to Victor). That wasn't fun. Especially when Victor learned what happens when you pull on Mollin's trunk.
He was required to attend "group therapy" sessions where people cried and hugged each other. He had to hug Smepaldi, with his weird face and all the flies.
And to top it all off, when the agreed-upon period was over and he went out to face his fears, he found the reindeer struck by lightning. He was denied even the satisfaction of an epic boss fight. All he got out of it was a weird metal box.
Needless to say he had a lot of frustration to vent. He actually restrained himself quite well, I think.
(He wasn't allowed to resume his journey that easily, though. Faergi proved very interested in that "token" he'd picked up. It led to a small scuffle.)
For part of that time he had to shack up with Mollin. While it was fun for a while to play practical jokes on him (and eat all his berries and smoke all his herb), Mollin began experiencing "personal growth" (i.e. he started standing up to Victor). That wasn't fun. Especially when Victor learned what happens when you pull on Mollin's trunk.
He was required to attend "group therapy" sessions where people cried and hugged each other. He had to hug Smepaldi, with his weird face and all the flies.
And to top it all off, when the agreed-upon period was over and he went out to face his fears, he found the reindeer struck by lightning. He was denied even the satisfaction of an epic boss fight. All he got out of it was a weird metal box.
Needless to say he had a lot of frustration to vent. He actually restrained himself quite well, I think.
(He wasn't allowed to resume his journey that easily, though. Faergi proved very interested in that "token" he'd picked up. It led to a small scuffle.)
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