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"Demons and angels will oust the truth through any means necessary. Strangeside is a Lawful-Good summoner of Ars Goetia who believes in correcting problems in the Underworld.
His mission is save Mankind from total annihilation at the hands of superior sapient energy.
He has until March to build the TravelShip (Candle in the Light)."
-decides Orobas
"Duke Amdusias has placed a time limitation on Strangeside's first wish.
His original human Joseph Adams will face his first death on March 1st 2026 then he'll be reborn as Lord of Dying Dreams; his grimoire Dead Dreamers Delight will become real and he'll reclaim his stolen soul.
His curse for this wish is eternal life; Orobas watches over Strangeside's soul next to the Tree of Death in [Sitra Ahra]; all is unwell."
-documents Archmage Andrealphus
"Knightmare Erduchess is being commissioned by Amdusias Dissona to sing the (Gospel of Ending Phase).
Erduchess is truly honored to have a place in new history of Gaea; home of the Sirens.
Haizum is preparing to take the (World Ignition Keys) to the core and commune with the Mad Tea Party as Omniarch of Gaea."
-writes Highmare Haizum
"I'm not listening to this Amdusias Dissona. She's a royal bitch in my book.
Strangeside rules not her."
-pouts Ashley Killjoy
"Can any of these idiots believe a pennypurse like Strangeside can topple the Underworld's Evil?
That JOLLY PRANKSTER is trying to defeat child murderer rapists by changing their hearts. How in the hell is this possible? What the hell can we do if he gets MONEY??"
-angrily chomps King Mammon
"Asmodeus is prime-moving the plates of reality by facilitating in Strangeside's Apotheosis. He's eager to see what Earth's major plothole is going to achieve for Ars Goetia."
-reports Newscaster Merkabah
"Strangeside has to deal with humans weekly that are worth maybe $20 a piece. Upping the price of their brains is a waste of time because they'll revert into basic money-grubbing hylics once the magic wears thin. Should be crystal clear that Strangeside would rather be a civil protector, but Greed don't wanna pay $500 protection cost per worker per work period just to keep $20 human narratives alive."
-decrees Mephisto the Clown
"97% of the human population is genetic waste because of brain intelligence level. The top 3% of brains are art school masters and graduates because art is true magic.
It's gonna be a headache dealing with the other Ubermensch players that time has dispersed."
-frowns Amdusias Dissona
"The Underworld wants to sip Strangeside's blood like mana from Heaven. He's our guy to drink up; we got his back.
Humans that traffick his body will soon fear dropping money on a judge to get a tiny sip for mental upgrades."
-details Red Beleth
"My Otherkin power is becoming absolutely cool. Soon I'll no longer see myself as human...then I fear things will be too late."
-worried Strangeside
"Hol' up, imma come back to my old self and think about things as a lowly carpenter."
-notes King Mammon
His mission is save Mankind from total annihilation at the hands of superior sapient energy.
He has until March to build the TravelShip (Candle in the Light)."
-decides Orobas
"Duke Amdusias has placed a time limitation on Strangeside's first wish.
His original human Joseph Adams will face his first death on March 1st 2026 then he'll be reborn as Lord of Dying Dreams; his grimoire Dead Dreamers Delight will become real and he'll reclaim his stolen soul.
His curse for this wish is eternal life; Orobas watches over Strangeside's soul next to the Tree of Death in [Sitra Ahra]; all is unwell."
-documents Archmage Andrealphus
"Knightmare Erduchess is being commissioned by Amdusias Dissona to sing the (Gospel of Ending Phase).
Erduchess is truly honored to have a place in new history of Gaea; home of the Sirens.
Haizum is preparing to take the (World Ignition Keys) to the core and commune with the Mad Tea Party as Omniarch of Gaea."
-writes Highmare Haizum
"I'm not listening to this Amdusias Dissona. She's a royal bitch in my book.
Strangeside rules not her."
-pouts Ashley Killjoy
"Can any of these idiots believe a pennypurse like Strangeside can topple the Underworld's Evil?
That JOLLY PRANKSTER is trying to defeat child murderer rapists by changing their hearts. How in the hell is this possible? What the hell can we do if he gets MONEY??"
-angrily chomps King Mammon
"Asmodeus is prime-moving the plates of reality by facilitating in Strangeside's Apotheosis. He's eager to see what Earth's major plothole is going to achieve for Ars Goetia."
-reports Newscaster Merkabah
"Strangeside has to deal with humans weekly that are worth maybe $20 a piece. Upping the price of their brains is a waste of time because they'll revert into basic money-grubbing hylics once the magic wears thin. Should be crystal clear that Strangeside would rather be a civil protector, but Greed don't wanna pay $500 protection cost per worker per work period just to keep $20 human narratives alive."
-decrees Mephisto the Clown
"97% of the human population is genetic waste because of brain intelligence level. The top 3% of brains are art school masters and graduates because art is true magic.
It's gonna be a headache dealing with the other Ubermensch players that time has dispersed."
-frowns Amdusias Dissona
"The Underworld wants to sip Strangeside's blood like mana from Heaven. He's our guy to drink up; we got his back.
Humans that traffick his body will soon fear dropping money on a judge to get a tiny sip for mental upgrades."
-details Red Beleth
"My Otherkin power is becoming absolutely cool. Soon I'll no longer see myself as human...then I fear things will be too late."
-worried Strangeside
"Hol' up, imma come back to my old self and think about things as a lowly carpenter."
-notes King Mammon
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