"You're gonna go far, you're gonna fly high!"

A toon weasel wearing business attire routinely travels to the human world to search for poor humans trapped inside their dull vessels to bring along to his own world. If the "humie" he's observing has enough imaginative spirit in their lives while wishing they were as toony animals, he'll offer them the lifetime opportunity to escape their human shell and transform them into the Toon of their dreams. Of course, this weasel just so happened to find me, and after signing the contract, which was in the form of smoking a funky cigar, my metamorphosis began.

The potency of the cigar kept me at full ease during the transformation, as it felt like all my former typical human anxieties were being melted off me. While enchanted, the weasel's company of toon hands painted over my human vessel to perfection, making me into The Chauncey Parrot. They even gave me a cool hat!

Still unsure what that weasel meant but making me more "birdbrained", but I supposed it's the right choice. A business toon weasel with the reality-altering powers of Mxyzptlk turning you into a toon parrot that can't wear pants or shoes anymore with the help of an intoxicating cigar and his omnipotent toon hands who give you a cool hat may be a little too much thought power for my now birdbrain.

Thanks to and his weasel for toonifying myself and accepting The Birdbrain!