Name: Iron Boots

Species: Russian Heavy Draft

Age: 68

Likes: War films, Living History, Ice skating, Painting, 3D Puzzles, Funny jokes, Clay modelling, Ballroom dancing, Ice sculpting, Renaissance, Whistling, Camping

Dislikes: Ageism, Boredom, Megalomaniacs, Pranks, Hip-hop, Tear-jerking movies, Sarcasm, Cheaters, Tough guy wannabes, Karma

Favorite Food: Solyanka

Occupation: Blacksmith

Birthplace: Russia

Body Type: Musclegut

Weapon: Double-Bladed Heat Lance, Heat Saber

Title: Siberian Brute of Heat and Metal

Fursonal Quote: “Живы бу́дем — не помрём”

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Mr. H: "Happy New Year, furries and furrettes! It's 2026! Hopefully it'll be a better year than the last one. Nonetheless, it's time to giddy up in this bitch! Year of the Horse, baby! YEEEEE-HAW! Time for some horse representation! And to start it off, here's our new horse for this month - Iron Boots! He's old...he's hairy...yet he is STILL one sexy stud! And also, pretty damn thicc, at that. Iron Boots? More like "Iron Butt". Technically speaking, some people in his homeland be calling him that -"Iron Butt". Not because he has a gargantuan ass, but because his butt is as hard as iron itself. Imagine getting your face sat by this old-ass draft horse. It'll feel like two wrecking balls crushing you. Wonder what kind of gym the Russians are running? Anyway, Iron Boots may be a brute on the outside...but he's a sweet, innocent, and also humorous equine on the inside. Don't take him too lightly, tho, for he CAN crush your skull like a tomato. On a side note, Iron Boots wield both a heat saber and double-bladed heat lance to slash his enemies with a sizzling cut. His hot blades can even cut through metal. Speaking of metal, if he ever tries to sit on you...you might wanna wear a helmet."