FEATURING A STORY BY  FoxGamer13

T'was a peaceful morning in the Land of Hyrule, as a certain Sage had awoken. The recently revived Rauru quietly walks through the Great Plateau, taking in the crisp air and golden sunrise. He had recently heard of a few possible acquaintances wanting to meet, and in their own words, "Chitchat while they eat." How... interesting. Perhaps it's a lunch at one of their homes? Although... a forgotten land and a dark world don't seem too homely. Ah... why not? Let's see where they wish to go.*

*A star shaped rift opens up, the exit unknown. The Zonai smirks and walks through the rift casually. After a flash of light, he feels himself land in a very... interesting place. The air is sweet, incredibly so. He can taste sugar in his mouth, but there's nothing in said mouth. The clouds look like cotton candy, the trees made of chocolate... that castle was entirely made of gingerbread. Not only that, but there was a gingerbread abandoned city, and a gargantuan gingerbread tower... it seems to be an amalgamation of all three characters' homes, stuffed together into a candy coated sweet haven... that flying squirrel creature must've made this.
He can feel the ground beneath his paws, it is practically artificial. Everything just has this... delectable look to it. He feels a tap on his shoulder, then sees one of his acquaintances; The loveable middle-aged Gerson Boom, dressed in his more casual attire. "So glad to see you're here, ol' Sage. Our little friend really orchestrated all this, eh? It gives me cavities just thinking about it..." Rauru chuckles in response. "We don't have the same anatomy as humans... cavities aren't even a risk. It's nice to see your terrapin self galloping about. So... where's our friend?" Muses Rauru, until a massive belch interrupts their thoughts... And there's Elfilin, meekly eating through his gingerbread city already. "Ah-!" He cutely yelps. "My apologies, I... I couldn't resist already. I hope you two enjoy all this... there's cake mountains, soda rivers, everything a doctor would hate you eating." "Aye, so you're saying this is all edible?" Gerson asks the turquoise blob before them. "M-mhm!" He lets out a small burp. "Everything!"

... The Zonai and the turtle look at each other and guffaw. They're gonna stuff themselves a lot. A. Lot.

... They waste no time in catching up to Elfilin. They chow through chocolate forests and suck up a few rivers with relative ease. Rauru glances at the delectable iteration of Hyrule Castle and takes an uncharacteristically ill mannered bite out of the front wall. "My gods, this planet is nonsensical... so much sugar! It's making me feel hungry!" Gerson laughs, after chowing through a chocolate cake mountain. "Quit yer yapping and start gulping!" ... The three just eat, eat, eat. Hips widening, waists exploding outward, and everything in between. Rauru flinches, feeling a fart sneak through his rump cheeks. "I... sorry. I think this planet is... affecting us." Gerson lets out a proud **PFFFRRRT**. "As if we need to care about anythin' other than having fun here, ya old man!" Elfilin giggles at the name-calling while eating another gingerbread building. The three eventually eat through their respective candied homes, but... they look at each other, folds and rolls of fat wobbling... asses passing gas... and so on.
They give one another a knowing look, then they just lose it...

Rauru can't stop using Ultrahand to grab large pieces of the land to eat. Gerson can't stop running around each massive lake and ocean full of sugary goodness. Elfilin rifts in even more pieces of the planet. They eat, belch, and fart as they get fatter, FATTER, FATTER. Mountains of flab and ass spilling over one another as the candy planet is engulfed and devoured. Piece by piece it all goes into the three. Eventually... the fun has to end, for now... the three now GARGANTUAN blobby characters look at each other, all gasping and wheezing in glee. "A nice meal, that..." Gerson says, and Elfilin burps loudly in agreement. Rauru bumps his ass into Elfilin's making the two **FRRRNT**. "This was delightful... mmm... I hate to admit it, but it felt nice to forgo any manners." "Ehehe! I knew you two would love it!" Elfilin giggles, looking out into the stars. "Apologies if you're feeling sticky from all that... when you're ready I'll turn us all back to normal and back to our respective places, okay?" The two old men nod and grin. "At least let us relax like this first, ya big fatass..." Rauru blushes at the twos banter. Oh... this is going to be a recurring thing isn't it?