Meet the Infurnationals: Stinky Bun (National Pass Gas Day)
Name: Stinky Bun
Species: Bogota Tapeti
Age: 68
Likes: Belfies, Mooning, Facesitting, Shaking his butt, Teasing, Butt crushing, Armpit farts, Cartoons, Karaoke, Toilet humor, Wind instruments, Nature
Dislikes: Fatphobes, Bullies, Capitalism, Colonialism, Cops, Kink shaming, Body shaming, Homophobes, Judgmental people
Favorite Food: Arepas
Occupation: Flatulist
Birthplace: Colombia
Body Type: Musclegut
Weapon: Flatulokinesis, Spirokinesis, Aerokinesis, Ergokinesis
Title: Air-Filled Hare
Fursonal Quote: “Get a whiff of this!”
Mr. H: "*vocals* It's that gas from your ass, it's that toot from your boot! That hum from your bum, it's that loot in your chute! All that air from your own derriere! Come on and set it free! 'Cause farts are liberty! *stops singing* Ahahahahaa! Happy National Pass Gas Day, everybody! Believe it or not...but it's actually a thing. It is an informal observance held and celebrated annually on January 7th, which is TODAY! Nothing like freeing our bowels of stale air without shame...or when nobody is around. By the way, did you know that we as a society produce around 17 to 68 ounces of gas in our intestines each and every day through our entire lives? We then release it through the anus at intervals. Well, with that being said, let's go ahead and introduce our next new member. This big bun-bun with a big smelly bun is none other than...Stinky Bun! As if that attire he's got on doesn't give you a clue. Imagine walking around wearing THAT in public. Anyway, this cottontail rabbit is ooone gassy bun-bun. Like, for real. In fact, this literal old fart is considered the "Gassiest Man in South America"! No joke! Plus, people on the Internet be calling him by his nickname - "Colombian Wario". Ahahahaha! I can tell Stinky Bun is pretty popular to the weirdos online, especially those within the furry community. Yeah, that's right! I'm looking at all of you over here that's viewing this fatass wabbit! Also, speaking of "Wario"...Stinky Bun strongly fights like him lowkey, but with an EXTRA KICK. Stinky Bun attacks his enemies with bodily gases - belching and flatulence. And speaking of belching, Stinky Bun also has the power to manipulate his breath; altering it to breathing strong winds, poisonous gas, bubbles, and fire. Not only can he manipulate his own breath, he can also manipulate others' breath, too. Which means he can remove your breathing causing you to suffocate and die. Along with his bodily gas powers, he can also airbend...OBVIOUSLY! He can also manipulate energy, too. Especially fusing his energy attacks with his bodily gases for extra combat. Heh. Wario's got nothing on this."
Species: Bogota Tapeti
Age: 68
Likes: Belfies, Mooning, Facesitting, Shaking his butt, Teasing, Butt crushing, Armpit farts, Cartoons, Karaoke, Toilet humor, Wind instruments, Nature
Dislikes: Fatphobes, Bullies, Capitalism, Colonialism, Cops, Kink shaming, Body shaming, Homophobes, Judgmental people
Favorite Food: Arepas
Occupation: Flatulist
Birthplace: Colombia
Body Type: Musclegut
Weapon: Flatulokinesis, Spirokinesis, Aerokinesis, Ergokinesis
Title: Air-Filled Hare
Fursonal Quote: “Get a whiff of this!”
Mr. H: "*vocals* It's that gas from your ass, it's that toot from your boot! That hum from your bum, it's that loot in your chute! All that air from your own derriere! Come on and set it free! 'Cause farts are liberty! *stops singing* Ahahahahaa! Happy National Pass Gas Day, everybody! Believe it or not...but it's actually a thing. It is an informal observance held and celebrated annually on January 7th, which is TODAY! Nothing like freeing our bowels of stale air without shame...or when nobody is around. By the way, did you know that we as a society produce around 17 to 68 ounces of gas in our intestines each and every day through our entire lives? We then release it through the anus at intervals. Well, with that being said, let's go ahead and introduce our next new member. This big bun-bun with a big smelly bun is none other than...Stinky Bun! As if that attire he's got on doesn't give you a clue. Imagine walking around wearing THAT in public. Anyway, this cottontail rabbit is ooone gassy bun-bun. Like, for real. In fact, this literal old fart is considered the "Gassiest Man in South America"! No joke! Plus, people on the Internet be calling him by his nickname - "Colombian Wario". Ahahahaha! I can tell Stinky Bun is pretty popular to the weirdos online, especially those within the furry community. Yeah, that's right! I'm looking at all of you over here that's viewing this fatass wabbit! Also, speaking of "Wario"...Stinky Bun strongly fights like him lowkey, but with an EXTRA KICK. Stinky Bun attacks his enemies with bodily gases - belching and flatulence. And speaking of belching, Stinky Bun also has the power to manipulate his breath; altering it to breathing strong winds, poisonous gas, bubbles, and fire. Not only can he manipulate his own breath, he can also manipulate others' breath, too. Which means he can remove your breathing causing you to suffocate and die. Along with his bodily gas powers, he can also airbend...OBVIOUSLY! He can also manipulate energy, too. Especially fusing his energy attacks with his bodily gases for extra combat. Heh. Wario's got nothing on this."
Category Artwork (Digital) / General Furry Art
Species Rabbit / Hare
Size 1842 x 2000px
File Size 2.5 MB
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